Thread: There are abs under all that fat - honest!

a little bit of sick just ended up in my mouth.

^^^ That 'man' seems to have boobs.... I look nothing like that My body is a temple blah blah blah...

Was that photo from your collection? I too have a collection of photos that I like to dribble over, but for sure, none of my photos are anywhere close to your offering!!

Originally Posted by Simon43

I'd love to share photos of my toned and sexy body

We'd prefer that you don't you doll screwing, then decapite it weirdo. It's creepy to think you teach.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

We'd prefer that you don't you doll screwing, then decapite it weirdo. It's creepy to think you teach.

I'd like to correct your statement there. Her head was detachable, the saw was only needed for her limbs......

Originally Posted by Simon43

I'd like to correct your statement there. Her head was detachable, the saw was only needed for her limbs......

Im not sure that makes it better…

your posts simon, and your threads used to be interesting and worth reading.

now you appear to have morphed into a self promoting narcissist with little of interest to say.

Originally Posted by taxexile

now you appear to have morphed into a self promoting narcissist with little of interest to say.

He always was, it's just become more apparent.

He's an odd type, to be sure, but throughout his posting history there has been an undercurrent of prurience quite at odds with his published biography and maturity, a sleaziness that has recently become increasingly apparent with his every post. To my mind he seems to be outing himself as a chronic pervert.

Originally Posted by taxexile

you appear to have morphed into a self promoting narcissist with little of interest to say.

It seems living in Pattaya can do that. The attractions it has for ‘chronic perverts’ are probably not coincidental.

Oh, I forgot - he’s only there because it’s the only place Lazada delivers to.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Oh, I forgot - he’s only there because it’s the only place Lazada delivers to.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It seems living in Pattaya can do that. The attractions it has for ‘chronic perverts’ are probably not coincidental.

Oh, I forgot - he’s only there because it’s the only place Lazada delivers to.

Indeed I am. Yesterday I took possession of my long-term rental car (almost new Honda City for 11,000 baht per month). I've been here for 2 months. My 'chronic pervert' behavour seems at odds with your statement, because in those 2 months I have neither visited a bar, or chatted to a bar girl or boy, or barfined anyone or had any form of sexual activity with anyone except myself...

I've patiently waited for delivery of my Lazada parcels, got my annual visa sorted out, and spent each early morning exercising up and down the beachfront. I've lost 12Kg in flab since I started this exercise and diet routine

What I say on this forum about sexual perversions is intended to 'wind you up' and to incite your outrage and condemnation, and it seems some of you (not naming names) fall hook line and sinker for it every time!

Anyway, I must go. Have to test out my new Big Black Mamba anal sex toy....

Originally Posted by Simon43

What I say on this forum about sexual perversions is intended to 'wind you up' and to incite your outrage and condemnation, and it seems some of you (not naming names) fall hook line and sinker for it every time!

That old "I was only joking" defence.

I enjoy your tales, Simon!

I'm sure most do.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Anyway, I must go. Have to test out my new Big Black Mamba anal sex toy....

Lazada? Link?

www.lazada.com/shop/tomcat

Simon has moved to the world’s biggest fleshpot

He keeps the decapitated head of a sex doll for his pleasure

His job involves him communicating with youngsters via the internet

He keeps changing his location

His hobby allows for anonymous communication with whomever.

His body tattoos are so salacious that they are not for public viewing.


Nah, not weird at all
I would shudder to see what was in the Lazada deliveries.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Simon has moved to the world’s biggest fleshpot

He keeps the decapitated head of a sex doll for his pleasure

His job involves him communicating with youngsters via the internet

He keeps changing his location

His hobby allows for anonymous communication with whomever.

His body tattoos are so salacious that they are not for public viewing.


Nah, not weird at all
I would shudder to see what was in the Lazada deliveries.

Here's a selection of the goodies from Lazada that I've received:

- A 7cm reflector telescope กล้องดูดาว 700x76 Reflector กล้องโทรทรรศน์ กล้องส่องดาว Telescope (พร้อมส่ง) มีบริการเก็บเงินปลายทาง | Lazada.co.th

- A Liebeg condenser for distillation experiments 500มล.,24/40,เครื่องกลั่นแก้ว,ชุดเครื่องแก้วเคมีสำหรับห้องปฏ ิบัติการสีเงิน | Lazada.co.th

- A sound measurement meter เครื่องวัดระดับเสียงแบบดิจิตอล UNI-T UT353 SOUND METER | Lazada.co.th

Alas, nothing kinky, only down-to-earth, boring science equipment.


As for Candy's head, I seem to have mislaid that somewhere in Turkey I think. In any case, she no longer adorns my bookcase.

My body tattoos are in the form of ancient erotic art, the sort of thing you see on Roman artifacts from Pompeii that are considered too risque for public viewing. The female tattoo artist really enjoyed creating these unique tattoos - made a change from sak yants and swirly dragons.

Originally Posted by taxexile

your posts simon, and your threads used to be interesting and worth reading.

now you appear to have morphed into a self promoting narcissist with little of interest to say.

You’re confusing him with Putin!

Originally Posted by Simon43

My body tattoos are in the form of ancient erotic art, the sort of thing you see on Roman artifacts from Pompeii that are considered too risque for public viewing. The female tattoo artist really enjoyed creating these unique tattoos - made a change from sak yants and swirly dragons.

im not sure that helps

^
He just keeps digging

I'm in Pattaya now simon, and an early riser. If I see a bloke jogging along the beach promenade at 0530, with abs under all that flab, I might just say hi. Only here a few days though, before moving to the Darkside.

Originally Posted by sabang

I'm in Pattaya now simon, and an early riser. If I see a bloke jogging along the beach promenade at 0530, with abs under all that flab, I might just say hi. Only here a few days though, before moving to the Darkside.

Even at that early hour there are many people jogging. However, I am easy to spot, because unlike almost all of the other westerners who are jogging, I don't resemble a lard-bucket (Actually, kudos to all of these overweight people who are making an effort to exercise. I suspect however that their willingness to jog a little is not shared with their willingness to eat healthy foods..)