Thread: My ThaiFriendly profile only attracts grannies.....

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Not this again

It looks like Simon forgot he had already mentioned he was looking for hookers.

After all, why else would anyone holiday for a month in Pattaya.

He's not having a fucking holiday you nitwit, he's awaiting the outcome of his WP/Business visa extension application.

...you could have done all those things in dozens of places in Thailand.




Anyway, it's good enough for your fellow Beach Rd sleazebag, by the looks of it.

Originally Posted by cyrille

...you could have done all those things in dozens of places in Thailand.




Anyway, it's good enough for your fellow Beach Rd sleazebag, by the looks of it.

It's difficult to jog on Pattaya Esplanade if you are not in Pattaya....

Originally Posted by DrWilly

To be fair, I'd be interested to know which of your posts on this thread contained sarcasm, wit, and humourous comments...

Harsh Doctor.

I expected better bedside manner from a professional like yourself

This is like one of Punty's old threads but without the sex and pringles

Originally Posted by Simon43

It's difficult to jog on Pattaya Esplanade if you are not in Pattaya....

I imagine Sausages gets to jog on where ever he is with an encouraging word ot two.

An update about signing up with Tindr, which I downloaded to my phone a few days ago. I made a basic and honest (age) profile with a recent photo. I received 63 contacts of interest, mostly in the 18-40 age range. About 20% were ladyboys. Most contacts were in my vicinity (Pattaya), but there were also contacts from up to about 150 Km away.

I won't be contacting anyone in Pattaya, because I will be relocating very soon (waiting on just 1 parcel from Lazada, and sorting out a long-term car rental). But it is encouraging that Tindr might prove useful when I'm in darkest Isaan (I previously would just visit the local karaokee, and I plan to do the same, because I enjoy singing Morlam songs!).

Originally Posted by Simon43

(I previously would just visit the local karaokee, and I plan to do the same, because I enjoy singing Morlam songs!).

Coupled with your radio ham hobby it appears that there is no end to the fun you will have.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Coupled with your radio ham hobby it appears that there is no end to the fun you will have.

Getting rat-arsed with Isaan gals in a ban norm karaokee, while trying to read the Thai script on the screen of 'Mee Mia Dek' is always great fun!

^ until the hugely padded bill appears

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ until the hugely padded bill appears

Never! I pay as I go in all bars. I didn't arrive in Asia just yesterday.....

Originally Posted by Simon43

bill appears

Originally Posted by Simon43

I didn't arrive in Asia just yesterday

Yesterday, last year, 10 years ago, the bills always land in your hands.

Did you have to pay a subscription for Tinder?

Asking for a friend

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Did you have to pay a subscription for Tinder?

Asking for a friend

I believe you need to pay each month to be able to contact those using the service. I haven't paid yet because I will move soon to a new location (Isaan). I'll see if it's worth paying for after I get to Isaan.

Get on FB dating, its free!

Are you sure?

You were convinced Netflix was free too.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Are you sure?

You were convinced Netflix was free too.

When did I say Netflix was free you numpty?

Yes FB dating is free.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

When did I say Netflix was free

About three weeks ago.

armstong can confirm.

Maybe you were pissed.

Or just being a dim tit.

Originally Posted by cyrille

About three weeks ago.

armstong can confirm.

Maybe you were pissed.

Or just being a dim tit.

No I didn't , pissed or not I'd remember a ludicrous statement like that.
Are you sure you weren't pissed?

Originally Posted by Simon43

My ThaiFriendly profile only attracts grannies.....

I have just finished reading primatologist Frans De Waals 4 books on chimpanzee politics and I was interested to read that male chimpanzees find older females more sexually attractive than younger females.

They crowd round the grannies when they are in season but the young lasses have to really flaunt themselves to get any attention.

This desire appears to have been programmed in by natural selection since older females have a better success rate at raising bubs than do their younger sisters, due to complex social structure among the females in a group, and also because chimps do not pair bond.

This contrasts with humans where matings are between pair-bonded couples and there is investment value in getting your hooks into a lovely young lass, as they have more breeding years in front of them to which you, as the pair-bonded lucky chap, will have exclusive access.

Au contraire, nature programmed it into male chimps to get the massive horn-cracker at the wrinkly old grandbags, but find the nubile taught young lasses only mildly horn-cracking.

Anyway Simon, get your arse down to Pattaya zoo and check out the red swellings on the old females' rumps when they come into season and see if it gives you a twitch and then you can maybe transfer these new-found urges back to your own natural habitat by repeated conditioning.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Did you have to pay a subscription for Tinder?

Asking for a friend

And while we are on the primatology topic, Joe. The other fascinating piece of chimp research was that chimps, and all primates, including us, respond much more warmly to another individual if that other individual mirrors our physical movements.

They did the research on chimps and then replicated it with humans.

Next time you are on a Tinder date just subtly copy all the body movements that your paramour in the pub is making, like lifting her glass, touching her face, putting her arm on the table, whatever, and then see if that sprinkles some magical love-sparkles on your pork-sword plans and amorous ambitions.

Top tips Loops!

That explains why grabagranny nights are so popular

Go on and get a gummer from one of these old ladies