Thread: My ThaiFriendly profile only attracts grannies.....

Get it written in Thai.

Mate of mine went down that path (he used a native Thai speaker) ... scored well (and often).

He used his doctor or dentist from memory to pen it ... just someone you trust.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Clearly, I am doing something wrong, because I always read about fat, wife-beater-clothed Brits getting loads of messages and interest on ThaiFriendly from pretty women in their 20's and 30's.

Your profile needs to mention being very comfortably off and of a very weak health disposition but willing in the sack.

"Flocking" is then expression you will be able to use of your ThaiFriendly experience afterward.

Wrong website

Maybe use some 20 or 30 somethings photo, you daft, skinny, ugly old coont

^ ignore bitter Dill. Now put Candy's head to good use and do a top half shot of her and you to give the candidates an idea of the pond you are fishing in.

Take a selfie of yourself next to a flash car, you'll be fighting them off with a shitty stick.

Also letters before and after your name seem to impress them...

Sir Simon PHD etc

Maybe our members can be more creative

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sir Simon PHD

No, I better not

It always tickles me when the grandpas get offended that the grandmas show interest in them.

Originally Posted by misskit

It always tickles me when the grandpas get offended that the grandmas show interest in them.

Good one MK.

Originally Posted by misskit

It always tickles me when the grandpas get offended that the grandmas show interest in them.

I know, he should be flattered.

About time you went for someone nearer your own age Sir Simon DRCOG, you might have more success

Not that I'm an expert on the subject

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Get it written in Thai.

Mate of mine went down that path (he used a native Thai speaker) ... scored well (and often).

He used his doctor or dentist from memory to pen it ... just someone you trust.

How does that conversation go?

"Thabks for the fillings and while you're here could you translate 'i like long walks and big tits' into Thai for me"?

Originally Posted by armstrong

'i like long walks and big tits'

Not much chance of that with a Thai women.

From previous tutorials , I think you need to be Andrew Chang and say you are an American doctor in Afghanistan

Originally Posted by Simon43

Clearly, I am doing something wrong, because I always read about fat, wife-beater-clothed Brits getting loads of messages and interest on ThaiFriendly from pretty women in their 20's and 30's.

I welcome suggestions for the kind of photo and profile details that will help me to attract these 'hotties'.

The algo probably knows your age

Post up your profile Simon, only way to get decent answers to improve it.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Get it written in Thai.

Mate of mine went down that path (he used a native Thai speaker) ... scored well (and often).

He used his doctor or dentist from memory to pen it ... just someone you trust.

I have an MA in Thai Studies from Chula University Some of my profile is already written in Thai and most messages that I receive are written only in Thai.

Next suggestion

Originally Posted by misskit

It always tickles me when the grandpas get offended that the grandmas show interest in them.

I take great offence at your comment I am not a grandpa (yet!).

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Take a selfie of yourself next to a flash car, you'll be fighting them off with a shitty stick.

Also letters before and after your name seem to impress them...

Sir Simon PHD etc

Maybe our members can be more creative

My profile has a recent photo of me next to my private swimming pool at my old house in Mauritius.

I could add the relevant letters after my name (MSc, BSc, DUC), but I doubt if the gals will know what it all means.

Of course my age is indicated in my profile, but I was hoping that my youthful looks would offset those advanced years. The contacts that I get are from obese grannies, not a slim women amongst them.

Are you an oil painting?

Originally Posted by Simon43

but I was hoping that my youthful looks would offset those advanced years. The contacts that I get are from obese grannies, not a slim women amongst them.

So what are you looking for Simon? A 20 year old to shag on and off? A mid 30's gal for a long term relationship or what? Your profile should be focused on what you would prefer. If you do not want an older women, just state it. Put a limit on age. Of course doing that you will get those younger girls thinking you are in it for a shag and many are looking at a long term relationship no matter how young you may think you look.

Just saying

I haven't used Thaifriendly in years, but I think you can change age ranges of what your looking for in your settings.

Originally Posted by Simon43

I could add the relevant letters after my name (MSc, BSc, DUC), but I doubt if the gals will know what it all means.

Bachelor of Science
Master of Science
Division of University Computing?
Depleted Uranium Core?

If you are able to speak Thai to a reasonable standard then why bother with dating and fucking websites. If you want a no strings fuck then go to a bar or massage parlour, if you want to meet someone for a relationship then get out and about and engage in conversation with any one of the dozens of people you interact with as you do your shopping, buy your food or catch the eye of.

Thailand must be one of the easiest places in the world where a foreigner can strike up a conversation with a local.

Decide on the the level of society you wish to engage with and then choose your location . High end shopping mall or food seller / street hawker and all points inbetween, the choice is yours. See and interact before you try, none of the lies and photoshopped nonsense that you will get online.

Nothing beats the chance encounter.

Originally Posted by Simon43

I could add the relevant letters after my name (MSc, BSc, DUC), but I doubt if the gals will know what it all means.

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No idea what "DUC" designates, but it should be B.Sc, M.Sc. in order if you must list both, or just list the M.Sc. as the highest degree.