Thread: My ThaiFriendly profile only attracts grannies.....

Originally Posted by katie23

@David48 - Tinder is for heterosexual action. Grinder is for the LGBTQ+ (I think).

Thanks for clearing that up ... my bad

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Katie, i knew there was more to this hiking thing than you were letting on.

Yeah. I know of several people who have become couples via the "joiner" hikes. It's a way of expanding your social circle, because you don't know the other persons in your group. Then you get to know each other during the hike (or hikes). Some are still together, a couple have gotten married last year. I have also witnessed a proposal (bended knee & all) at the summit of a mountain (not from my group). Pic of it in my hike thread.

However, some have also become a couple then uncoupled shortly after the hike. It all depends...

Originally Posted by Simon43

No I'm not! I'm looking for a fcuk buddy.

Who you will pay to fuck. Semantics.

Originally Posted by katie23

However, some have also become a couple then uncoupled shortly after the hike.

So, is that like a Holiday Hike (Holiday Romance)?

Originally Posted by katie23

However, some have also become a couple then uncoupled shortly after the hike. It all depends...

That sounds just what Simon is after without the hiking part.

Originally Posted by Simon43

No I'm not! I'm looking for a fcuk buddy. Hookers tend to be saggy and stretchy and no fun at all. Giks (from previous experience), are happy to indulge in my various perverse fantasies (involving whips, handcuffs and various clothes). They think it's a great laugh and so do I. I have never had similar fun with a hooker....

In your earlier post you said "I just need a regular gik who will lick my balls on a weekly basis... Since I'm paying her for my pleasure".

thats is a hooker. not a kik.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

In your earlier post you said "I just need a regular gik who will lick my balls on a weekly basis... Since I'm paying her for my pleasure".

thats is a hooker. not a kik.

Nidhogg, whether you pay cash or not, you always pay in some way, even for a gik... I'm happy to pay for a nice meal instead if she's happy with that

Originally Posted by David48atTD

So, is that like a Holiday Hike (Holiday Romance)?

Yes, it was indeed a holiday hike/ romance. There's one case that I witnessed (hike was in December 2018, week between Xmas & NY) - it was a 3D/2N hike. We noticed the guy making "the moves" on the girl during the 2nd day. On the way home (3rd day) , in the jeep & minivan, they were already holding hands. We (the group) were willing accomplices - we let them sit beside each other, etc. The girl & guy (both Manila yuppies in their mid to late 20s) dated a few times. After a month or so, the guy ghosted the girl. Ouch! (Take note that I only got the girl's side on this. However, a common friend of ours stalked the guy on FB and found that he was with another girl - a butterfly.)

However, from that same December 2018 hike, a couple got married in January 2021.

I've also seen some hike acquaintances who've posted pics (on FB) with their SO during hikes, so I assume that they met in one of those organized hikes. I don't keep up with all of them, so I don't know who's still together or not.

Anyway, I'd better stop talking about millenial dating & organized hikes. Back to Simon's thread...

Originally Posted by katie23

ghosted the girl

Had to google that.

I signed up again on Tindr and sorted out the age preference problem that I mentioned. Of course, there are many ladies on Tindr in Pattaya. So I'll wait until I'm up in Isaan and then see if anyone uses it

@Simon43 - just in case you want to up the stakes in your dating profile. I also posted this on chitty's thread.

The reasons for Simon's return are obvious.
Vacant in Turkey and Mauritius.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Vacant?

Vacant? = no Boom Boom?

Originally Posted by Simon43

but I don't like moustaches on women (Turkey)

... and hairy arm-pits?

What a sleazebag. There's something truly quite unedifying about an old goat advertising his desire for base gratification in which he objectifies women to the point he reduces them to the status of a mere sex aid.

Pitiful, quite pitiful. He's little more than an overgrown, prurient child.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

in which he objectifies women to the point he reduces them to the status of a mere sex aid.

Thank the Lord for people like you that has never lusted over women...or man...or a decent salad with a low fat dressing.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

What a sleazebag. There's something truly quite unedifying about an old goat advertising his desire for base gratification in which he objectifies women to the point he reduces them to the status of a mere sex aid.

Pitiful, quite pitiful. He's little more than an overgrown, prurient child.

Meh ... I'm OK with it

Seekingasylum writes such crap (I blocked him weeks ago but see his comment in David's quote). He has a complete inability to recognise sarcasm, wit, humourous comments etc. No loss to me not reading his posts.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Seekingasylum writes such crap (I blocked him weeks ago but see his comment in David's quote). He has a complete inability to recognise sarcasm, wit, humourous comments etc. No loss to me not reading his posts.

To be fair, I'd be interested to know which of your posts on this thread contained sarcasm, wit, and humourous comments...

Originally Posted by Simon43

Nidhogg, whether you pay cash or not, you always pay in some way, even for a gik... I'm happy to pay for a nice meal instead if she's happy with that

Not this again

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

What a sleazebag. There's something truly quite unedifying about an old goat advertising his desire for base gratification in which he objectifies women to the point he reduces them to the status of a mere sex aid.

Pitiful, quite pitiful. He's little more than an overgrown, prurient child.

So retired desk jockey who cannot find a lady/man of his liking and class in the UK or Europe moves to Thailand where his pound goes further and he can afford a bloke 20 years his junior to service his needs pops up in this lighthearted thread to take the opportunity to come over all sanctimonious...OK

Originally Posted by DrWilly

To be fair, I'd be interested to know which of your posts on this thread contained sarcasm, wit, and humourous comments...

Are you American or something? My comments about skanks, my comments about only looking at the top of their heads, my comment about grannies... jeez!

The problem with Simon of course is that his intelligence blinds him to his fallibility which invariably seems to lead him into a cul-de-sac where he inevitably manages to extract failure from promise.

Quite why an aged man well past his prime and unable to foster a sustainable relationship should wish to sequester himself alone in a third world rural backwater among poor peasants and not seek the society of his peers, say, in Bangkok or Chiang Mai, places more suited to his intellectual and cultural standing, is really a mystery.

What is the attraction? And this quite inappropriate behaviour of a goatish sexagenarian hunting for sexual gratification through the medium of a cyber bazaar populated by women driven solely by economic need, what is that about?

And the poor sap wonders why his overtures fail to bear fruit as if the Thai women are not going to run a mile from a fluent Thai speaking eccentric farang offering diddly. Quite rightly they smell a rat.

Oh, and Numfukwit, (or would you prefer Tromsotwat), you are to perspicacity what a uniped might be to tap-dancing. Stick to your factory floor, you oaf.

^ your real problem Sausages is that your every post in which you think you are pointing out others failures or trying to belittle them about your idea of their social standing, occupation or life choices is undermined by the fact you had one chance with your meagre pension lump sum and monthly trickle and you royally fukd up. Simon whatever your views on him, like most that post on here blue collar or not have money and that gives them choices.

Har har har