Thread: My ThaiFriendly profile only attracts grannies.....

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Bachelor of Science
Master of Science
Division of University Computing?
Depleted Uranium Core?

DUC = Diploma of University College. Glad that I didn't graduate from Imperial College (DIC)!

I'm very honest with what I'm after >> 'friend with benefits - กิ๊ก', can't get clearer than that , age range 18-40 years old. Perhaps I should add 'no grannies!'

Originally Posted by Simon43

age range 18-40 years old

This 45 year old granny doesn't qualify then?

Would BWC be out of order if putting letters behind ones name on these sites?

Maybe you should offer to buy another hotel?

Originally Posted by Simon43

'friend with benefits - กิ๊ก'

กิ๊ก - I've learnt a new word!


Oh, maybe offer to help them with their 'English'

Originally Posted by Norton

This 45 year old granny doesn't qualify then?

Simon is not gonna match up with that woman Norts.

You never know - maybe she's a fellow radio ham.

Simon, if you are able to post a short vid make sure it has lots of boings, dings and laughter and they won't be able to resist it.

Originally Posted by cyrille

You never know - maybe she's a fellow radio ham.

And Doll sex mate.

But let's be more realistic Cy....

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Simon, if you are able to post a short vid make sure it has lots of boings, dings and laughter and they won't be able to resist it.

Alas, I don't think TF supports video clips in profiles - which is a pity, since I think it would either definitely help my intentions, or possibly get me banned from that website! Does anyone know a good Thai dating website that supports video clips?

I can see why dispenced with unnecessary parts of Candy

Waiting for Simon.......



Abandoned bride-to-be demands compensation

Originally Posted by Simon43

I don't want to match up with her! I just need a regular gik who will lick my balls on a weekly basis... Since I'm paying her for my pleasure, I can afford to be a little choosy, even if I only see the top of her head most of the time!

It must be difficult to find that in Pattaya. I can understand your pain.

Why advertise on the internet anyway? When you are set up in or around Mukda, you can meet them in person. I never found it a problem. Not the slightest.

Originally Posted by sabang

Why advertise on the internet anyway? When you are set up in or around Mukda, you can meet them in person. I never found it a problem. Not the slightest.

Well some are extremely lazy and just want some girl to show up, do the deal, get paid and hit the road. Why do a dating site and profile is beyond me. As Topper said if he is in Pattaya that need can be filled in < 15 minutes with a simple walk. Then set her up on a messenger service and ping with a request.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Well some are extremely lazy and just want some girl to show up, do the deal, get paid and hit the road. Why do a dating site and profile is beyond me. As Topper said if he is in Pattaya that need can be filled in < 15 minutes with a simple walk. Then set her up on a messenger service and ping with a request.

Yes, I'm currently in Pattaya, and I would not let the vast majority of women that I see to come within 100 metres of my balls! Overweight, meth-ridden skanks, with ugly faces. No thanks. I'll take Sabang's advice and wait until I settle in ban nork...

Originally Posted by Simon43

a regular gik

A cultural question: in Thai do you need to be married before you can have a gik?

Simon, have you tried Tinder? A friend in Phuket has met many young and attractive ladies who use it as their platform to freelance.

Originally Posted by Shutree

Simon, have you tried Tinder?

Isn't Tinder for gay action ... or have I got it wrong?

Also, what's the 'Bee' 'bumblebee' app which is a proximity locator for potential matches?

Originally Posted by Shutree

Simon, have you tried Tinder? A friend in Phuket has met many young and attractive ladies who use it as their platform to freelance.

That's an idea! But when I used Tinder previously, I seem to recall that it only shows girls within my own age range, (ie old grannies). I couldn't find anyway to alter my desired age range to 18-40 (or whatever). It was fixed at about 70-100+....

Originally Posted by Shutree

A cultural question: in Thai do you need to be married before you can have a gik?

A kik is nearer a "fuck buddy". Commonly used by the younger generation. Simeon is looking for a hooker. A very different thing.

@David48 - Tinder is for heterosexual action. Grinder is for the LGBTQ+ (I think). I have some younger, city friends/ acquaintances who have tried Tinder (varying success). Most of them my millenial/ Gen Z pals use FB or got to know each other via hikes or common friends.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

A kik is nearer a "fuck buddy". Commonly used by the younger generation. Simeon is looking for a hooker. A very different thing.

No I'm not! I'm looking for a fcuk buddy. Hookers tend to be saggy and stretchy and no fun at all. Giks (from previous experience), are happy to indulge in my various perverse fantasies (involving whips, handcuffs and various clothes). They think it's a great laugh and so do I. I have never had similar fun with a hooker....

Originally Posted by katie23

got to know each other via hikes or common friends.

Katie, i knew there was more to this hiking thing than you were letting on.