Show us yer toes - WARNING GRAPHIC

**Backspin** · 23-01-2022, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Mendip may I humbly suggest that you bathe your rancid feet in warm salty water for an hour a day for at least two weeks.

Feel free to pop in and on the therapy couch if it doesn't work out for the best.

Chittys free therapy sofa

Was it shut down for covid ? Reopen it under Joe 90

**Backspin** · 23-01-2022, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by armstrong

I mean I could pretend to be a Dr on a forum I guess.

A monkey pretending to be a doctor.

**dirk diggler** · 23-01-2022, 10:51 AM

All 10, present and almost correct. There was an incident in Mallorca in 2001 that resulted in a broken/burst big toe. Right foot.

For Mendy’s needs.

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**David48atTD** · 23-01-2022, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Backspin

Was it shut down for covid ? Reopen it under Joe 90

DONE (before I read your fair request).

**david44** · 23-01-2022, 09:01 PM

Just discovered our soles here.

Feet ? Some if us lucky to have 30cm/
You don't know what you've got till it's gone

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**Reg Dingle** · 23-01-2022, 09:46 PM

That reflection on the right... Is that the wingman

**hallelujah** · 23-01-2022, 09:57 PM

There is some comedy gold on TD at the moment.

**Backspin** · 23-01-2022, 09:58 PM

^

**Joe 90** · 24-01-2022, 12:25 AM

**malmomike77** · 24-01-2022, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by david44

Just discovered our soles here.

Feet ? Some if us lucky to have 30cm/
You don't know what you've got till it's gone

David, why have you got tampons embroidered on your slippers?

**DrWilly** · 24-01-2022, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Backspin

A monkey pretending to be a doctor.

Do you really think that my avatar accurately reflects who I am? On a forum? I don’t even have avatars turned on. I have no idea what yours, or anyone else’s look like:

**Looper** · 24-01-2022, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Backspin

Remember Looper did a thread about the high heels his lady left behind ? Then he put them on himself

Still wear them... but only on Sundays

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However, you can't really get away with these daring strappy numbers unless you have delicate plates with svelte bird-like bone structure

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I am actually a bit worried about KLF, she of the rose-gold size 8 stilletoes. I emailed her before Christmas and I got a gmail bounce with a message that her inbox is full.

That would normally be occasion for a light-hearted double-entendre, but the last time I did hear from her she sounded like she was struggling under the pressure of working as an ER doctor in a Seoul hospital during the Covid avalanche with nearly crushed the Korean health system.

Not sure how to stalk her down since I cannot spell her name in Korean

**David48atTD** · 24-01-2022, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

David, why have you got tampons embroidered on your slippers?

Mike, stop stringing David along!

**Reg Dingle** · 24-01-2022, 01:21 AM

^And there's the money shot Mendy will be creaming over tomorrow

**david44** · 24-01-2022, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

David, why have you got tampons embroidered on your slippers?

Slippers , if only, I think you mean my SLIPPER

An unwanted mammary foam Christmas present from the sprogs as a stumpy stubby holder for my breakfast gargle to refresh pussy/kratom afterburn of the Absinthe and Kratom snuff

Unlike you perverse, parsnips, and swedes who Swedish who wear crampons? I fear those Fisherman''s friends enemas have over stimorolled you.

As for the Tampons I think you have bloody problems , the initial K is for Kobenhavens Universitet my Alma Cogan mater of hoppa LONGJOHN Sliver.

I hope you'll take this the right way when Reg Dongle reminds you that excessive Misterbution dims your eyes.

With a small ice pouch/Prince Albert the Danzka keeps cool enough to use as hubbing alcoholiday lube.

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Apologies to Helge the Gammel Dansk ( Good Danish snaps, made by Norwegians now) all evaporated Hjerte Jule

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammel_Dansk
In the Denmark of the 1960s and 1970s, the drinking of bitters, such as Gammel Dansk, was not considered taboo in the morning. The bottle even reads Gør godt om morgenen, efter dagens dont, under jagten, på fisketuren eller som apéritif. ("Will do you good in the morning, after a day's work, when hunting or fishing, or as an apéritif.")

**Joe 90** · 24-01-2022, 02:30 AM

^

Originally Posted by Backspin

Was it shut down for covid ? Reopen it under Joe 90

I do believe the therapist became the patient

**David48atTD** · 29-01-2022, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by KnotnYce

This little fella joined me for coffee this morning.

Attachment 81981

.....

**Mendip** · 29-01-2022, 01:37 PM

^ His feet are on the wrong way round.

**Mendip** · 29-01-2022, 06:26 PM

Just to show any UK-living members, currently living in the freezing cold with Storm Malik approaching, facing hiking fuel bills and rising National Insurance contributions, that's it's not all beer and skittles over here in the tropics.

I stubbed me fecking bad toe again today while doing some gardening... and it hurts like buggery.

**malmomike77** · 29-01-2022, 06:28 PM

Have you thought about getting steel toe capped sandals

**BLD** · 29-01-2022, 06:35 PM

I dont go far from the fridge. My feet are pristine

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**Mendip** · 29-01-2022, 06:51 PM

That's a well-kept foot indeed, BLT.

But it looks like yer wearing a miniskirt?

Let's keep this thread 'normal'?

**Looper** · 29-01-2022, 11:51 PM

^^Thong-shadow - the mark of a true blue Aussie

No danger of thong-shadow on the East coast this year thanks to La Nina weather system

**david44** · 30-01-2022, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

thong-shadow

You've toe nailed it Loopy , don't trip in dem stilettos

**Reg Dingle** · 30-01-2022, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

^^Thong-shadow - the mark of a true blue Aussie

Had to do a double take then
They're 'flip flops' you daft Aussie fucker.

Let's not give Mendy ideas of a thong thread ffs

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