Thread: Show us yer toes - WARNING GRAPHIC

Originally Posted by Mendip

Ed

wife

Hang on, when the fudge did that happen??



Although proposing on numerous occasions, Maanaam never did say yes.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Very interesting but your tennis player's toe pic doesn't work.

I've always been good at swimming, can't think why.
Maybe its coz my parents where from Seattle and West Bromwich

Click on the thumbnail at your peril...

Oh my God...

And to think I was worried about posting.

We have a winner... can you lay eggs as well Chitty?

Where's Dill

Originally Posted by Backspin

Where's Dill

PM him if you want to see more of his cock, he'll love it

Originally Posted by malmomike77

PM him if you want to see more of his cock, he'll love it

I thought that was his verucca

^ You wouldn't like it for a wart on your nose

This thread is fooking rank, toes ffs.

Manky feet.

What's next?

Show your ring piece

Here you go, tight as fook!

Can drop a 5 pence coin in a pint pot with better pin point accuracy than a Hellfire missile..

Originally Posted by Joe 90

This thread is fooking rank, toes ffs.

Manky feet.

What's next?

Show your ring piece

Don't encourage him, he'll break out a Cambo dark thread shots

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Show your ring piece

The precedent the mods have just set by leaving all those minging digits on show and deleting an immaculately clean, unbruised and perfectly straight example of a throbbing toenailless phallus leave the door wide open now for this perversed hirsute Bristolian to start his show us your rusty bullethole through your wicked see-thru pants thread.

This is a regular Friday night out at a local in the West Country with a pint of farmhouse cider and a fermented rats tail to chew on

We don't start getting our cocks out once we've had two beers you norvern queers

Originally Posted by malmomike77

We don't start getting our cocks out once we've had two beers you norvern queers

You've never dipped your cock in a mates pint while he's gone to the bogs?

erm i have, that's light weight. Have you ever heard of getting freckled?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Have you ever heard of getting freckled?

is that sharting on your mates kebab ?

Originally Posted by baldrick

is that sharting on your mates kebab ?

No, fuk me you Aussies are a right bunch of weird sick convicts.

EDIT

you never mess with a blokes food

Originally Posted by malmomike77

erm i have, that's light weight. Have you ever heard of getting freckled?

Nope, is that some perverted shit that happens to scarecrows after closing time down south?

Well it takes some organising. Luckily its been some years since i've been there. Its an initiation reserved for the vrigins to a certain unit. Essentially 5 blokes shart in plastic bags. Said blokes blow em up and prick em with pins. The bags are then placed on the recipients chest and are then jumped on to yield said freckles. Once is enough.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you never mess with a blokes food

Originally Posted by Joe 90

dipped your cock in a mates pint

a fine line

Originally Posted by Joe 90

You've never dipped your cock in a mates pint while he's gone to the bogs?

Some mate.

Good God. Some of you guys are way out there on pranks you do to your friends. If I was to ever go to a TD event my beer or cocktail are going with me everywhere I go.

There’s a reason Thai people find feet offensive.

waiting on her camel toe