Thread: New year resolutions 2022

Originally Posted by bsnub

Wasn't last year's resolution to go on the wagon? It lasted less than a week, and you were back on the cheap brandy.

Indeed, this years resolutions are a lot more realistic.

Why deny myself one of my few pleasures in life

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Why deny myself one of my few pleasures in life

indeed, have you ordered that velvet German wanking mit from shopee yet

Originally Posted by malmomike77

indeed, have you ordered that velvet German wanking mit from shopee yet

No, but I shall look into it.
Are they any good?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

No, but I shall look into it.
Are they any good?

hold on caller dialling up the ad now

Originally Posted by malmomike77

velvet German wanking mit

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I shall look into it.

You don't wanna do that after Sid's been in there


Any joy? Google just sent me to a load of sites full of blokes that looked like Mendy tugging themselves off.

Be quick Chit... This is the last one left on Amazon...




That company looks to have an offer on fisting butter too, for when Hal's in town

Fooking Hell!!!!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ i'm not seeing keep selling the pies nor expand the range

World domination is not a resolution.

Because this time next year, Rodders, I'm going to be a millionaire.

Just like I already am, in Vietnam.

- Stop moving from country to country
- Exercise a bit more to improve my Adonis body
- Build my own AI sex-doll

Originally Posted by Simon43

Stop moving from country to country

Calling Turkish kebabed, Calling Turkish kebabed where are you now.

Candy says she's hoping for inflation in 22 or was it a tutu?

Bon Voyage to the bst hung ham on the board

Originally Posted by Troy

I'm going to try:

Stop moaning at Thai drivers when at the wheel.
Stop swearing at dumb computers.
Survive Covid.

It only took the first drive into Akat to break the first one. That place is full of the world's worst drivers!

My laptop sd card driver suddenly stopped working. Won't read any cards so have to plug camera into USB now. I didn't swear, even though I lost 2 days worth of photos trying to work out what was wrong. Laptop has been playing up ever since win11 was offered ... but looks to be nvidia driver that needs updating.
I haven't caught covid but I had a terrible cold over the last couple of days...caught from the wife.

Originally Posted by sabang

Finally, give up smoking

A withdrawal update?

Get on the Smoke Free App, it makes quitting interesting.

Smoke Free - Quit Smoking Now

Originally Posted by S Landreth

Good luck. It has been over 20 years for me. Holiday help below

Love nicotine

Forget those chunks of nicotine, bin them, they are doing you no good. Best way to stop smoking is cold turkey, tell yourself it's right, chuck the pack you have and just stop. Best thing I ever did and never looked back ...10 years in March now.

It was difficult to start, had to give up the booze as well for the first couple of months. However, I was a reasonably heavy smoker, 20+/day and double that if I was boozing.

Just tell yourself you want to be free of the shitty things you have to do when you smoke...