Thread: From Laos to Turkey - A Christmas story :)

I think Simon's on a winner.. still.wanna know more about the.Tampering with the dollys though. Askin for a friend like. Coz I'm already spoken for. And nailed to the cross

It's early days for Simon. He just got there. I know his sexual peccadilloes were rubber a rubber doll in Luang prabang . But I'm sure hoping he leaves all aside and try's to harpoon a few of the local hussys and report right back.

In fairness he should be out and about celebrating his new found health, and maybe topping off an evening with a nice threesome (or 3.5 some if Candy’s head gets in on the action.)

Prices, pictures, venues would be most welcome.

Good luck Simon

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

A huge ass.

deal breaker, along with having a rug halfway up their stomach

Originally Posted by malmomike77

deal breaker, along with having a rug halfway up their stomach

The thing with these fat African women, while you are groping and trying to get your arms around their huge bodies, you'll probably find 2 tiny little toddlers strapped to her back amongst the rug...

^ well you cold try out Macrophilia roleplay, another box ticked - if she can fit through the door

I'm waiting for Baldricks input. He was there a while? Must of got a couple of shots away?

Congratulations on finding your new abode and your warm whether location.

How about your ham radio licence, any barriers?

Well done, Simon! What about the visa? Did you do the digital nomad tourist thingy?

Originally Posted by Topper

Well done, Simon! What about the visa? Did you do the digital nomad tourist thingy?

You enter on a 60-day tourist voa and then apply for either a retirement or digital nomad visa. They are both free! and the requirement to bring in $1500 each month is the same for both, so it would make sense to apply for the nomad version (you don't have to provide any business plan etc - just only earn income from outside Mauritius).

Oh I taught a few lessons today - the mobile internet in this busy little town was just about OK, so I think it will be fine in a less-busy village, plus I will also have fibre.

Originally Posted by Simon43

plus I will also have fibre.

LOL, the telecom said they could run fiber anywhere on the island, they didn't say how long it would take.

I like their nomad visa, it's probably has the lowest earnings requirement of any.

Originally Posted by david44

Bienvenue Monsiuer

A great pal alas dead in France was a cop in Maurice, tho born in Seychelles.
The FrancoWiggas may grate but he married a Ugandad and lived well.
With Covid banjaxing the Froggy tourists, TOM- Doms and as you say wit Irish passport online income you'll be fine for a while.
With the exception of NZ I find islands claustrophobic and itch to wander by sea or air.


Look forward to more of your adventures, as my 80 flights a year ceased with Covid and basically armchair travel now

My only advice is don't let that big Mama landlady catch you with Candy's "head in you lap in the hammock", could ruin your chance of BJ or rent in arrears.

As they say on Willy's balcony Bum Voyage

If it all gets too much LOS only has 14 day quarantine which is a bugga for vacation but retirement time to un=jetlag as for the visa agents can fix anything . You need no device on building hotels for ladies , perhaps just live in a nce cool Golden Triangle slum with Candy who know we may find her other bits n titz floating down Nam Mae Khong unless Beerlaodrinker is already doing to her what Randy Andy did the the kids.

Il St Maurice as you probably know means moreno/moorsih , the swarthy one. Swarthy is cognizant with Old High German Schwarz

Thanks! As you mentioned Bangkok/Thailand, I noticed as I passed through Istanbul Airport a few days ago that there was a healthy queue for the Istanbul - Bangkok flight. Mostly western guys either alone or with Thai family in tow.

Turkish Airlines fly's to Thailand Via Istanbul. When i was in swampy the number of flights from Europe was reduced drastically and Turkish is one of the few options

Simon, your attachment doesn't show or open, or it may be just me

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Simon, your attachment doesn't show or open, or it may be just me

I know - something up with the TD image editor. Worked this time!

That beach looks like shit, Simon. Where's all the trash? Who would want to swim, much less hang out at the beach in such pristine conditions? Fook! Not a plastic bottle to be seen!

Originally Posted by Topper

That beach looks like shit, Simon. Where's all the trash? Who would want to swim, much less hang out at the beach in such pristine conditions? Fook! Not a plastic bottle to be seen!

That's because they roll it up at night and then roll it out again the next morning. It also stops the local frotters from gathering there at night....

“ There seem to be 5 main groups that I see:

- expat/tourists, mostly French -speaking
- local Africans hanging around, speaking Creole
- local Indian family groups, speaking Creole“

what are the other two groups then?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

what are the other two groups then?

malagasy

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Turkish Airlines fly's to Thailand Via Istanbul.

when the airlines are back to normal , air mauritius flys to sing , where you could stay on the plane and go KL , BKK - or swap and just go straight to BKK

Originally Posted by david44

could ruin your chance of BJ

blowjobs are normal methods for birth control and they help to straighten their hair and make it glossy

I only ever overnighted in mauritius , but when he decides to nip over to madagascar I can give him some advice

I googled Mauritius and found that it's only 2040 sq km. Bohol island in PH (I've vacationed there) is 4821 sq km. I reckon that I'd get island fever soon, in an island as small as Mauritius. But that's just me. Whatever floats your boat.

Good luck Simon in your new adventures. I hope you get your living conditions settled soon (long term rental, internet, etc). Keep us updated.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

“ There seem to be 5 main groups that I see:

- expat/tourists, mostly French -speaking
- local Africans hanging around, speaking Creole
- local Indian family groups, speaking Creole“

what are the other two groups then?

Damn these crap glasses.... typo!

The mobile internet connection was shite today - so I cancelled all my classes and drove up to the north of the island to check out somewhere to live near the nice beaches. Interestingly, most of those beautiful beaches are hidden behind the high walls of posh houses that front the beach..... But Mon Choisy has a beautiful public beach, so that's where I set my sights. I'm in an airbnb right now (more shite internet), but have found a detached house with a private pool and big garden, and it already has a fibre internet line which I can upgrade to the top speed available.

I realise that I have to make compromises on the house that I rent. The house in question is a 10-minute drive to the beach, and 5 minutes to a big shopping centre. The private pool will offset that inconvenience. Since it's not squashed in with other houses, the mobile internet connection should be faster (the connections are 4G+, but many people are sharing each cell-site bandwidth, outside the towns the measured speed is 30 Mbps+).

I will have to cancel all my lessons tomorrow as well as I try to sort out a house asap....

Katie, I know what you mean by island fever. But to be honest, my latest bout of lung issues from the chilly weather in Turkey hit me hard. It's not lack of breath like asthma, just uncontrollable coughing and a huge physical tiredness (it's not Covid! I had a negative result before and after my recent flight). So right now, I just want to find somewhere to relax and gather my strength again

Anyway, I'll see what happens tomorrow...

Originally Posted by Topper

That beach looks like shit, Simon. Where's all the trash? Who would want to swim, much less hang out at the beach in such pristine conditions? Fook! Not a plastic bottle to be seen!

Yeah. And where are the pesky vendors selling you beer and prawns and and all kinds of shit. No . Were not having it. Go find a better beach to post up a pic. For fucks sake