Even before the seriously bad news of Durban poison the hurdles for tourists seemed hard.
New restrictions returning and teh Euro wave seem to ensure the gals of Patters and Jetski scammers of Patong will need new arks until the "Super rich hi rollers" arrive en masse.
Bloomberg reports week ending turmoil oil travel all sure to be in the flux, currencies gold and crypto,
Even TATs surprise welcome choices
First Class Passengers
1 The Stollybolly BJ a Champagne cocktail with Blackcurrant ABSOLUT Vodka, express clearance Airport Limo ,a Lobster Supper for 2 at the Rembrandt free Cohiba, executive rub down at Krystal extra.
Business Ass
2 A floral lei with rear entry to Immi at swampy one day pass for Skytrain to socal-led fun city , Pussy or Tom pick your take Khao San Slum, Soi Cowboy or Nana UTY
Premium Economy
3 Lifetime supply of Manchester United strips with sponsors for all divisions a tuk tuk to Gullivers and unlimited Mama noodle buffet for 1
4th CASTE
Economy Chav frequent liars
Get jabbed, fake failed test stiffed for 2 weeks hotel and meds in a cot.
But it's not all bad news to cheer you up a cot between Harry and Cy t at Chiang Mai isolation centre for rabid Mods and free flow soy milk and Yadong, see you there I know my plaice.