Thread: Gun-running.....

I'm flying into Istanbul next week with this large package, which perhaps looks suspiciously like a bazooka launcher....



Who wants to place bets on whether I'm internally searched for the ammunition?

Simons checkist:
Favourite dildo - packed

just don't leave any brown stains on it.

Tell them its a digeridoo

Simon out of interest, was it easy to get all your documents to leave Laos?

Originally Posted by Chico

Simon out of interest, was it easy to get all your documents to leave Laos?

No.... I have a stack of documents that I've been preparing for the past month. I start my journey tomorrow morning with a taxi over the mountains from Luang Prabang to Vientiane....

Originally Posted by Simon43

No.... I have a stack of documents that I've been preparing for the past month. I start my journey tomorrow morning with a taxi over the mountains from Luang Prabang to Vientiane....

Ye I've heard the same story from some expats in Laos, good luck on your new destination, I'm sure you will have some interesting stories to share.

Originally Posted by Chico

Tell them its a digeridoo

Pan pipes ?

Professor Simon

We are delighted to award you the Xang Chang monster Dildo of 2564 Award

Our in depth panel of Ajarns Armstrong Squirrela nd Munterlappy gave you full marks!!

We wash you every suck excess in Nicker See you and look forward to photo of your falt mate Mustafa Biggun.

The Kurdish Turks are lovely gentle people with fine manners and cuisine, Candy will feel at home in a Peshmerga pashmina, Of course in Famished Gusto the Turdish Kirks and Bleak Sip Riots not so much.

As an academic who like Ham, sausage and no doubt bacon , do be aware things are more discreet beneath the veil
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As you may well know despiet de facto /de jure rules for post send via Turkey there is ample web info and once arrived many expates will Mark yer card, have Polly peck and don't blend over in teh shower too soon.


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There is no red light district in Famagusta.
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To find all the brothers in the northern side of the Cyprus, you can check out North Cy Brothels.
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May your new call sign be DiggleryDildo or perhaps DillyDingle

Bum Voyage Laos' gain is Upper Cy Puss's toss

When my husband and I did wildlife photography, we traveled with this lens. In a case, it looked like some kind of bazooka and caused quite a stir in airports around the world. We were searched plenty.

Those are Simon's ham radio antennas.

Originally Posted by misskit

When my husband and I did wildlife photography, we traveled with this lens. In a case, it looked like some kind of bazooka and caused quite a stir in airports around the world. We were searched plenty.

AS A TIRELSS NEWSHOUND SUCH A GOOD SORT/SORT I'LL FIX YER TYPOS BEFORE TEH GRIMMER NAZIS ARRIVE.

"I did wildlife pornography"

"Wheat raveled with Len.
In case, it looked like some kind of bazooka and caused quite a stiff in Hair Sports around the world. We were searched playfully."

Gay 2B off surface

Of course such claims need Photo graphc evidence or were you just Cannon Foddder



Prior to the telephoto lenses the snoopers delight, we lads had always imagined women had staples acorss tehir nether regions , I even took a staple remover on my first spotty date aged 16

Originally Posted by david44

did wildlife pornography"

Originally Posted by david44

I even took a staple remover on my first spotty date aged 16

double