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    Under cover of Darkness.

    Seems like the Rooskies have sneaked under the bar whilst the Chinks have been grabbing the attention.

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    What a road of borrocks.


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    Meanwhile Tovarich choo choo all the way on the knotty way from Vladi-burslem to St Penkhullsburg areet?

    Beats the theme from that Dr Chicago anyday



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    Finally fellow paddy and former neighbour in Lamorna John Cornwell the author of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy does a cameo at 40 seconds he enjoyed the remake enormously tho we both preferred the very slow BBC series original episodes.

    Of course we now know the irony the "Circus " was in fact run by Russia the Cambridge apostles Burgess McClean, Philby , Blunt , Shawcross and several others suspected .It wasn't until Golitsyn and Markus Wolfe spilled the beans that what my old pal at Cheadle had long suspected their were reds under the bed!

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    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Here's more you lil tinkers



    and Charles Trenet classic La Mer, slow but with feeling like a warm oatcake dribbling its joy


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    Dear Rubba, you mad and lowly [at][at][at][at].

    Who plays who?

    Fancy a genius of Guinness ?

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    Great interview.

    Did a great impersonation of Sir Vivian Stanshall.

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    Absolute pleasure to once again twirl knobs with the rather fast witted Rhubarb Johnston.

    One recalls a dumb and distant past, locked in a bottle of twits.

    May the thatched woof pwotect your even Keel.

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    Shouldn't this be in the Friday Night Rolls Around thread which could quite as easily be named 'Withnall gets shitfaced again and goes down the
    rabbit hole of YouTube's most fucked up videos'

    Withnall you terrible cnut

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    gets shitfaced
    ah like the Zombie woof teh ghost of Por turns in hs grave and like some sticky nana ectoplasm The Slapper par excellence , Mr once a night in the Beast emerges like wraith Rovers to enchant our tawdry bored.

    So eh oop Slappa have you spread your seed or warts since ye WooHoo plague visted Blighty , is Geoffrey longing agog for an awayday, are you sniffin' and soaping bicycle seats with the "special" dubbin in prep for re cyclin'

    We need answers and we need em now, be careful many of our finest have gone west others AC/DC and like clitoris all sorts mainly a bvnch of khvnts remain, Pikies, Stokies, Yanks and you know those funny convicts spawn from downunder, don't reply to any pms from hairy he'll use you and lose you.

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    Quite simply, somtamslap,

    it can comfortably worse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Sir Vivian Stanshall
    A cracker our Sir Henry he bought a freezing old tub in Brstol docks many funny gigs but coldest I ever saw huge illegal gas jets stopped tehknackers freezig long enough to order doubles

    It was called appropriately teh Old Profanity Showboat befor eth quayside went posh and yuppy and hippys squatters from St Lukes Rd , Bemis teh local ferals and graffit artist supped at lock ins, I had never met a filthier specimen yet doe eyed wdamses doted on his large cock and inheritance.He truly was the "HANSUM" man on Bristol Docks

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    The common theme, as it were, twaddle.

    "Some Asians" are going to claim equality.

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    The woot of all evil.

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    "I think it's all about the ale" said young Dave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Friday Night Rolls Around thread which could quite as easily be named 'Withnall gets shitfaced again and goes down the
    rabbit hole of YouTube's most fucked up videos'

    Withnall you terrible cnut


    Aaaah, but it's Satdee, see!

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    Withnallstoke outed.


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    Jolly nice to regain consciousness and discover, once again, that i did indeed soil my Y fronts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Jolly nice to regain consciousness and discover, once again, that i did indeed soil my Y fronts.
    Was it up the kyber or forward gunna me dear Felcher, best both too keep it on an even keele ?

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    Spare you a mods meeting here's all of Gawky Park in 90 seconds like a Mods meeting with added November Drain

    Gorky Park (1983) Soundtrack. James Horner - Following KGB


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    There was a very nice Russian gal at the "massage parlour/spa in Fenton" t'was alleged she's give you a tug for twenty as she'd come from Russia with Glove

    Usual Bond thigh candy


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    Classic Johnny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Classic Johnny.
    None of yer notorious grooming for a gllomng yow, heard betides after a couple of Yadongs / Ya Bomgs and a cockring I'm up for it , but I reckon Olga was actually Beryl from Bentilee or Nellie from teh nesh end in tights, it really was a knockin' shop averred one of teh Bozzlem lasses and right beihind my detention centre at Fenton magistrates.

    Enuff of Pottery Watabootery have ye rehabilitated yersen

    I'm having to pay a fluffa to get worked up enuff to face teh wife whe Friday night Comes round again..

    I heard you were leading honcho in Bonzo Dog Doodah tribute band in the Bangkok Hilton or was it Gonzo Bog Pooper Trooper in the old whores rest home in Talat Yai?

    Meanwhile to get you in the mood



    In case you bil the knacker there's a ranger at your door bang this on

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