I was reminiscing about school yesterday and thought it might be a good thread for TD and (hopefully) a bicker-free topic. Good, bad, funny etc.
Some that spring to mind:
My mate punching our German teacher and getting expelled.
Someone doing a ouija board and rumours spreading in the school that the piano had started playing itself etc.
Nervous as fuck in trials for the school football team, knowing the other lads had been the best players at their primary school too.
The dinner ticket black market with the poor kids selling their free tickets on to make a bit of cash.
Having to wear fucking shorts to school even in the dead of winter at primary school.
Being called to the nun's office to be hit with a leather whip or getting a ruler across the knuckles from my primary school English teacher.
My loony CDT teacher cycling up and down the corridors.
Relentlessly taking the piss in religion classes and our teacher eventually walking out in tears.
Seeing up the skirt of the fittest girl in school when I was 14. Probably the highlight of my year.
Jumping over the fence to go the chippy and hiding around corners to hide from teachers who were on the prowl looking for us.
PE in the local park and doing sliding tackles hoping not to cut yourself on a broken bottle or get AIDS from a discarded needle.
Cooking class in first year and having a beautiful young teacher from Birmingham who went for a minor operation one day....and died in the operating room.
My maths teacher who died in a motorbike accident on the way to school one morning.
The smelly kid who used to reek the classrooms out. I can still remember the smell to this day.
All the year standing on the stage, hiding behind the curtains, to sing a song ripping the piss out of another lad one day.
School dinners. Chips, sausage and beans and a can of coke. Making butties out of it and one of the lads squashing one into the hair of a really nasty girl who started crying.
The school bus home and fights at the bus stop between ourselves and other schools. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
All piling onto the bus without any money and the bus company telling our school that they weren't gonna stop there anymore.
Knuckling down in my last year and that feeling of relief when I did pretty well in my GCSEs and felt like an adult knowing I was set for college and, eventually, uni.
Seeing five lads from my year alone selling the Big Issue in town when I started working.
So many more memories. I didn't believe people at the time, and it certainly didn't feel like it, but they were some of the best days of my life.