Thread: Breakfast Wars

Not having a go at our Sepic friends ... spent 6 months there and had a ball.

But since we are discussing breakfast, I've never understood 'deep fried' bacon.

Very crispy, but I prefer something more malleable in my mouth.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Says some fucking melt that's trying to get into Moose's 52 inch waist granny pants

That fvcking rude, and how would you know the size of my pants?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

But since we are discussing breakfast, I've never understood 'deep fried' bacon.

Very crispy, but I prefer something more malleable in my mouth.

Love crispy bacon. Try peameal bacon then, tastes a bit like ham. Not sure if you get it where you are?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Erm a full English brekky doesn't have beans

Oh fuck off you whingey twat.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

I've never understood 'deep fried' bacon.

Never heard of it.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Erm a full English brekky doesn't have beans

Really? Thought it did myself.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Shovel away lard ass...

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So a CAN of beans vs a SERVING of US Breakfast Cereals

Originally Posted by Headworx

like most things British you really can't expect much

You’re British, you laughably deluded dimwit.

And you’re certainly proof of that precept.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

I've never understood 'deep fried' bacon.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Never heard of it.

From Martha Stewart ... Fried Bacon Recipe | Martha Stewart

"Crisp and tender, bacon is almost impossible to resist."

I make a mean big breakfast, I'll post a pic sometime.
Bacon, eggs, slice of tomato, avocado slices.. good keto breakfast.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

So a CAN of beans vs a SERVING of US Breakfast Cereals

Cereal is crap, and full of sugar normally.
Having a high protein breakfast is best.

Yeah, heinz beans are loaded with sugar.

That’s how anyone who takes the time to read the nutritional notes on the label knows they originate from the US of A - land of the lardarse.

I skip them and have more bacon.

baked beans originate in native american cuisine, and are made from beans indigenous to the americas. The dish was adopted and adapted by english colonists in new england in the 17th century and, through cookbooks published in the 19th century, spread to other regions of the united states and into canada.

wiki

Originally Posted by David48atTD

So a CAN of beans vs a SERVING of US Breakfast Cereals

I don't eat any of that shit. That shit is for the lemmings

Originally Posted by David48atTD

From Martha Stewart ... Fried Bacon Recipe | Martha Stewart

That is fried bacon not...

Originally Posted by David48atTD

'deep fried' bacon.

You dense twat.

Originally Posted by cyrille

That’s how anyone who takes the time to read the nutritional notes on the label knows they originate from the US of A - land of the lardarse.

Americans don't eat them, and that is why the blue can was discontinued in America decades ago. The joke is on you limeys.

Britain sixth fattest nation in the world - and rates rising faster than United States

Originally Posted by David48atTD

The dish was adopted and adapted by english colonists

Americans you bozo and that blue can that the limeys inhale whole was created by a German in Pennsylvania.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Americans you bozo

Take it up with WIKI

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Take it up with WIKI

Nothing to take up with wiki you dense twat. Native Americans invented baked beans. The blue can is an American industrial age creation. In desperation, you can spin it anyway you like. Facts are facts.

Originally Posted by bsnub

That is fried bacon not...

Correct, my bad.

This ...

Now moving away from fat laden American food, you can't beat a kipper, as long as you don't eat it in your house

^ don't worry. The Govt are banning gas boilers soon and replacing then with heat pumps which can heat your home to 13c - climate change will help Britain out of its American induced bloat and we'll all freeze ourselves slim.

^^Who’s number one now, snub?

Surprised you haven’t mentioned it, as you’ve posted about this list several times now.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

climate change will help Britain out of its American induced bloat and we'll all freeze ourselves slim.

Keep it up, fantasist moron. If it wasn't for you imperialist wankers trying to colonize the planet, then America would have just stayed home.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Who’s number one now, snub?

Does that justify the fact that you lot are slovenly lard asses as well and getting fat at faster rates than Americans are?

No it doesn't.



Especially since America is a very large and fractured country. The fatties are mostly all in the red states.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Keep it up, fantasist moron. If it wasn't for you imperialist wankers trying to colonize the planet, then America would have just stayed home.

And US wouldn't exist

Originally Posted by David48atTD

list of countries ranked by the proportion of the population that is obese

More shit facts from wiki.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Link please

I already linked it you dense twat, but I will do it again since you are clearly slow...

Britain sixth fattest nation in the world - and rates rising faster than United States

Originally Posted by bsnub

Keep it up, fantasist moron. If it wasn't for you imperialist wankers trying to colonize the planet, then America would have just stayed home eating pizza and doughnuts.

Fixed that for you, snubs.