Thread: Breakfast Wars

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You seem to eat more "British" food than pretty much anyone on here, but still try to slag it off.

We've already established that what you fucking losers try to pass off as British food is not British, or are you sticking to your guns that you invented bread, butter, bacon, eggs, sausages, curry, sweet and sour, kebabs, and so on? And I post occasional food pics just because it keeps the forum ticking over and generally when someone posts pics, others will follow. Not you of course, but someone. I typically don't take food pics when eating out with a group but we eat all sorts of different food regularly and again, I've posted enough pics of that over the years for that not to be in doubt.

And I cook/eat at home every day obviously and post a pic of my most common meals occasionally too, being a meat and 3 veg sort of guy it'd be pretty boring posting pics of a steak or pork chop with side veg too often but that's typically what I eat, fry-ups are once a fortnight at best. So you'll be posting some pics of your typical food now too I take it, show us all what a real Brittle diet looks like and what we're missing...

Kippers

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Thats heart attack material.

Says some fucking melt that's trying to get into Moose's 52 inch waist granny pants

Originally Posted by Headworx

We've already established that what you fucking losers try to pass off as British food is not British, or are you sticking to your guns that you invented bread, butter, bacon, eggs, sausages, curry, sweet and sour, kebabs, and so on? And I post occasional food pics just because it keeps the forum ticking over and generally when someone posts pics, others will follow. Not you of course, but someone. I typically don't take food pics when eating out with a group but we eat all sorts of different food regularly and again, I've posted enough pics of that over the years for that not to be in doubt.

And I cook/eat at home every day obviously and post a pic of my most common meals occasionally too, being a meat and 3 veg sort of guy it'd be pretty boring posting pics of a steak or pork chop with side veg too often but that's typically what I eat, fry-ups are once a fortnight at best. So you'll be posting some pics of your typical food now too I take it, show us all what a real Brittle diet looks like and what we're missing...

Hahahahahahaha.

You don't think that the classic combination of eggs, bacon, sausages and toast etc is British because we didn't invent the fucking pig? Like beef bourgignon isn't French then because they didn't invent the cow? Pasta sauce can't be Italian cos they didn't invent tomatoes!


I'm going for option b in my question: you're just a bit fucking thick.

And I occasionally do post pictures of my food on here, but mostly not British stuff. Why would I do that? We've got you to do that, you weird wanker.

^Can't remember you ever posting food pics, got a few links?

You never did get back to me with an explanation on Fosters sales either, you're looking pretty fucking stupid on that point as it stands

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Can't remember you ever posting food pics, got a few links?

You never did get back to me with an explanation on Fosters sales either, you're looking pretty fucking stupid on that point as it stands

You sent me a green about 2 weeks ago for the middle eastern food I posted - as you have done countless time - you dim twat.

Now fuck off and get back to your fish and chips.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You don't think that the classic combination of eggs, bacon, sausages and toast etc is British because we didn't invent the fucking pig?

Ah ok now I've got it, your claim to it being British food is because some genius put it on the same plate.

Now fuck off for a few pints of Fosters you utter flog

Chill Bros ... this started out as a some friendly ribbing, some banal banter.

No need to go nuclear ...

Focus on a group no-one likes, like the French

Where's that French Flag? Oh, here it is ... (credit to PAG)

Just to note that curry has been part of the British diet for something like 200 years. In actual fact, nowadays its more Anglo-indian, than Indian. Chicken tikka masala, for example is entirely "British".

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You don't think that the classic combination of eggs, bacon, sausages and toast etc is British because we didn't invent the fucking pig?

Now you are trying to claim that the limeys invented eggs and bacon for breakfast?



You are really getting desperate now. The full English breakfast didn't even exist until after the turn of the previous century when Heinz started exporting beans from the US to England. You really are getting desperate now.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Now you are trying to claim that the limeys invented eggs and bacon for breakfast?



You are really getting desperate now. The full English breakfast didn't even exist until after the turn of the previous century when Heinz started exporting beans from the US to England. You really are getting desperate now.

Well, the "credit" is most definitely America's for adding fucking pancakes and ice cream to the combination.



Would sir like a flake with his bacon and eggs? Maybe some Orios?

^ That doesn’t even make sense!

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Chill Bros ... this started out as a some friendly ribbing, some banal banter.

No need to go nuclear ...

Focus on a group no-one likes, like the French

Where's that French Flag? Oh, here it is ... (credit to PAG)

Good point Dave. We all speak the same lingo here and we should be nice to other members of the Great British Empire.

Now, the French. What have the French ever done for us?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Well, the "credit" is most definitely America's for adding fucking pancakes and ice cream to the combination.

Just like we will take credit for inventing the English breakfast since we gave you the fucking beans.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We all speak the same lingo here and we should be nice to our other members of the Great British Empire.

You must have forgotten the royal ass kicking we gave you lot before we sent you packing back to that island.

Originally Posted by misskit

^ That doesn’t even make sense!

It doesn't to me either, but you lot are quite happy to shovel it down your throats. More sugar with my bacon, garcon!

Originally Posted by bsnub

Just like we will take credit for inventing the English breakfast since we gave you the fucking beans.





You must have forgotten the royal ass kicking we gave you lot before we sent you packing back to that island.

And just look how you've developed since without us...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

More sugar with my bacon, garcon!

Shovel away lard ass...

^ Originally made by Native Americans with maple syrup.

Originally Posted by misskit

Originally made by Native Americans with maple syrup.

Then a German in Pennsylvania.

Just take a look at this monstrosity misskit/snubs. For fucking breakfast!

I mean it's not like the fattest nation on earth isn't getting enough sugar already, is it? Give me those beautiful beans any day of the week.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now, the French. What have the French ever done for us?

The French Kiss?

Not to be confused with the Glasgow Kiss

Below ... @ about 1.10

I sure hope this is one big piss take for Hal. Otherwise he has some very strong opinions about nothing.

Originally Posted by aging one

I sure hope this is one big piss take for Hal. Otherwise he has some very strong opinions about nothing.

Of course it is. We're all friend here, arent we?

Aren't we? Aren't we?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

The French Kiss?

Not to be confused with the Glasgow Kiss

Below ... @ about 1.10

Originally Posted by bsnub

Just like we will take credit for inventing the English breakfast since we gave you the fucking beans.

Erm a full English brekky doesn't have beans