Thread: Breakfast Wars

Originally Posted by aging one

We dont eat honey on pancakes, we eat maple syrup.

Kind of takes the piss out of your whole post.

Which makes this one even funnier.

Point of order. It's not honey! It's maple syrup we have with our bacon!

Oh, that makes it OK then. More sugar with your bacon, sir?

I wonder what Joe90 will have for breakfast?

Hopefully starts with a big glass of water and a few Beroccas

Originally Posted by Headworx

Been a few months since I've had any too, the Missus likes them occasionally as well so we'll get some for breakfast one morning next week and I'll post a pic so our resident Fosters swilling soap dodgers can tell me I'm cheap and eating food they invented

Treat her.

She'll appreciate you spending more than 99 baht on her every now and then.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Lose the 's' Bro

1 word: crumpet ...

British crumpet: the best in the world.

God bless our English roses.

Police hunt female gang after passengers attacked with bottles on busy train

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Awww, so mean! lol.

Canadian peameal bacon is quite good and lower in fat than regular bacon.

This thread is waaaaayyyyyyyyy over your head.

Snubs likes bacon though. With strawberries, ice cream and syrup. Not honey though cos that would be weird! It's syrup!

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Lose the 's' Bro

1 word: crumpet ...

If your not man enough to take on more than 1 crumpet at a time don't be hating on Armstrong.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Treat her.

I was just looking on that Balloon Chasing Facebook page, Pattaya Foodies that HW is a member of, to see if there's a Seattle Syrup Saturday. But can't see one

Is that place on the Darkside run by those religious Yank nuts still going?

Ahhh, here we go....The birthday pancake and sausage treat

Jaysus Christ. These fat American fucks really do eat that swill.



Ignore what I said earlier, headworx. Stick with your 99 baht (British) breakfast.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

British crumpet: the best in the world.

God bless our English roses.

Police hunt female gang after passengers attacked with bottles on busy train

The ones available in Pattaya are "british"... they are fucken terrible.

Originally Posted by Fondles

The ones available in Pattaya are "british"... they are fucken terrible.

Pattaya is fucking terrible.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Tell us hatty. When you were younger, which of your girlfriends was it that cheated on you for some proper British cock?

That must be it because the chip on your shoulder is getting bigger every day.

You've just never got over it, have you?

I reckon it’s more of a desperate need to belong. A bit like the way a muslim convert becomes a fundamentalist. To be accepted. Headwank suffers from it too - desperate to belong so he slags off what he actually is to try and prove himself. He probably stumbles around second road most afternoons mumbling ‘G’day Sheila!’ and ‘Strewth, mate!’ as any Australian who happens by rolls their eyes.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I reckon it’s more of a desperate need to belong. A bit like the way a muslim convert becomes a fundamentalist. To be accepted. Headwank suffers from it too - desperate to belong so he slags off what he actually is to try and prove himself. He probably stumbles around second road most afternoons mumbling ‘G’day Sheila!’ and ‘Strewth, mate!’ as any Australian who happens by rolls their eyes.

Bloody oath!

Originally Posted by cyrille

I reckon it’s more of a desperate need to belong. A bit like the way a muslim convert becomes a fundamentalist. To be accepted. Headwank suffers from it too - desperate to belong so he slags off what he actually is to try and prove himself. He probably stumbles around second road most afternoons mumbling ‘G’day Sheila!’ and ‘Strewth, mate!’ as any Australian who happens by rolls their eyes.

....before tucking into yet another plate of fish and chips and two slices of buttered bread. Or maybe he thinks it's called poisson et frites avec pain- straight from the banks of the Seine served by a waiter he imagines is called Jean and is wearing a beret!


The thick twat eats more "British" food than I do.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The thick twat eats more "British" food than I do.

That thought crossed my mind too.

Perhaps the side dish of 'Pain Blanc de Warburtons avec buerre' is what won the Michelin star?

Wonder if he ever thinks about where his 99 baht 'Full English' originates from?

Maybe witchetty grubs are hard to find in Chonburi.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

I wonder what Joe90 will have for breakfast?

Donky egg with soldiers

And no it's not a curry dish from India Bsnub you fat fvck!

HW will know all about it as he's a closet Pom

Originally Posted by cyrille

That thought crossed my mind too.

Perhaps the side dish of 'Pain Blanc de Warburtons avec buerre' is what won the Michelin star?

Wonder if he ever thinks about where his 99 baht 'Full English' originates from?

Maybe witchetty grubs are hard to find in Chonburi.

Je vais au Hood de Robin pour mon petit dejeuner...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Donky egg with soldiers

And no it's not a curry dish from India Bsnub you fat fvck!

HW will know all about it as he's a closet Pom

Joe, I thought you were replying to me ... then I saw the members name.

All good ... carry on

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Treat her.

She'll appreciate you spending more than 99 baht on her every now and then.

Yeah I'll treat her to another holiday once covid lifts, we normally do one every year or so and they generally cost just a bit more than 99 Baht but I do appreciate your concern that I treat her every now and then. You must share some pics of where you and your partner eat and holiday some time, for sure you treat her well thought too.




She's actually asked about what England is like and even though we could easily head over there for a month, there's no way we're ever going there on a holiday because she'd try to grin and bear it but after the other places we've been and seen I just know she'd hate it, which would make 2 of us. Questions I'd have to answer would include:
Why is the weather so shit.
Why is the food so shit.
Why is everyone so fucking morose.
Do I need to wear a Hijab too.
What happened to their teeth.
Why do they drink Fosters.
Why does that politician have a knife in his chest.


Yeah nah, that joint is fucked

Originally Posted by Fondles

The ones available in Pattaya are "british"... they are fucken terrible.

Correct, they're edible but like most things British you really can't expect much

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Pattaya is fucking terrible.

Love living here, even better now without all the smelly disgusting fucking tourists from USA/England/Europe not here.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Correct, they're edible but like most things British you really can't expect much

you just know the crumpet is shit if the butter does not melt through and dribble down you hand.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Yeah I'll treat her to another holiday once covid lifts, we normally do one every year or so and they generally cost just a bit more than 99 Baht but I do appreciate your concern that I treat her every now and then. You must share some pics of where you and your partner eat and holiday some time, for sure you treat her well thought too.




She's actually asked about what England is like and even though we could easily head over there for a month, there's no way we're ever going there on a holiday because she'd try to grin and bear it but after the other places we've been and seen I just know she'd hate it, which would make 2 of us. Questions I'd have to answer would include:
Why is the weather so shit.
Why is the food so shit.
Why is everyone so fucking morose.
Do I need to wear a Hijab too.
What happened to their teeth.
Why do they drink Fosters.
Why does that politician have a knife in his chest.


Yeah nah, that joint is fucked


Correct, they're edible but like most things British you really can't expect much

You seem to eat more "British" food than pretty much anyone on here, but still try to slag it off.



I've got to genuinely ask the question: are you mentally ill or just a bit fucking thick?

Originally Posted by Fondles

Love living here, even better now without all the smelly disgusting fucking tourists from USA/England/Europe not here.

Couldn't agree more, don't care if the bars ever open again either and would be happy if things stayed exactly as they are now forever.

They actually look like Yank pancakes with Maple Syrup on!

Crumpets should be crispy with holes in and a gentle spreading of butter, not half the ruddy tub.Thats heart attack material.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

They actually look like Yank pancakes with Maple Syrup on!

Crumpets should be crispy with holes in and a gentle spreading of butter, not half the ruddy tub.Thats heart attack material.

HW hasn't got the balls to tell us where he's from, but he does have ties to Australia, so it's understandable that he manages to turn something perfectly acceptable for breakfast into utter shit.

I don't know what that's a picture of but it's sure as shit aint English crumpets.