Thread: Breakfast Wars

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Whereas Australia is devoid of anything other than nice beaches..

Originally Posted by cyrille

Is there an echo in here or was it snub's arse finally banging shut as you climbed out?

Had to repeat it so it'll get into your thick head . . . we'll mention it a few more times so you'll actually process it.



Until then why not share with us where he stated that India is Europe. Come on, cyrille, you can do it.


Simply trying too hard, cyrille . . .

It was a joke, you dumb cnut.

One based on his comment about an article you haven't read.

fyi 'He apparently thinks....' is not a construction usually based on something someone has directly said.

It's an inference.

Now get your birkenstocks moving and fuck off, fatty.

I have no intention of getting embroiled in a painfully boring war of words with you as armstrong has done.

And just like that the German comes along and sucks the fun out of a thread.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Having seen American breakfasts of pancakes, honey and bacon (what the fuck?), your opinion is rendered invalid.

God bless Teakdoor. We're really getting into the nitty gritty of the hot topics today.

We dont eat honey on pancakes, we eat maple syrup.

Kind of takes the piss out of your whole post.

Which makes this one even funnier.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Don't disrespect me or my honey on my pancakes!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Whereas Australia is devoid of anything other than nice beaches..

Originally Posted by aging one

We dont eat honey on pancakes, we eat maple syrup.

What is funny about that is I have not had pancakes in as long as I can remember it has been years. We have something called variety here and are not stuck to one dreadful breakfast.

Originally Posted by bsnub

What is funny about that is I have not had pancakes in as long as I can remember it has been years

Really?? I have them as a treat, they are delish with blueberries or choco chips. And yes, Maple Syrup is the best!!
I've actually taken Maple Syrup right out of the tree, up here in Canada it is made from scratch .

Originally Posted by panama hat

Simply trying too hard, cyrille . . .

Retirement not all it's cracked up to be... apparently.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Australia is amazing!

Originally Posted by bsnub

What is funny about that is I have not had pancakes in as long as I can remember it has been years. We have something called variety here and are not stuck to one dreadful breakfast.

Neither have I. Once in a blue moon. Here for a change I do French toast over pancakes. But with maple syrup.

Breakfast is awesome on a weekend! I love going out for breakfast with my dad or mom. It is a ritual to go out for a big breakfast on the weekend with family or friends!!!!
Bow to breakfast!

Originally Posted by bsnub

What is funny about that is I have not had pancakes in as long as I can remember it has been years.

Been a few months since I've had any too, the Missus likes them occasionally as well so we'll get some for breakfast one morning next week and I'll post a pic so our resident Fosters swilling soap dodgers can tell me I'm cheap and eating food they invented

Originally Posted by cyrille

It was a joke, you dumb cnut.

Except that it wasn't . . . but at least you have your new bestie backing you up. You made shit up, were called out o it and look as much the fool as Armstrong does on a regular basis. You two certainly make a nice match - all you need is chico to join you and you are the real Three Stooges

A joke . . . sure . . . . . . says the guy called out on his bullshit

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Retirement not all it's cracked up to be... apparently.

Seemingly not . . . luckily he has people like Armstrong to make his retirement more pleasant. It seems we have another Taxexile in the making

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Really?? I have them as a treat, they are delish with blueberries or choco chips. And yes, Maple Syrup is the best!!

Originally Posted by Headworx

Been a few months since I've had any too, the Missus likes them occasionally as well so we'll get some for breakfast one morning next week and I'll post a pic so our resident Fosters swilling soap dodgers can tell me I'm cheap and eating food they invented

I understand why you two enjoy pancakes don't get me wrong, and I do have some maple syrup in the fridge, but these days I seem to prefer a savory breakfast. A nice Denver omelet is more my speed.

Originally Posted by aging one

We dont eat honey on pancakes, we eat maple syrup.

Kind of takes the piss out of your whole post.

Which makes this one even funnier.

I thought the maple syrup was a Canadian thing.

1 word: crumpets.

Originally Posted by armstrong

And just like that the German comes along and sucks the fun out of a thread.

As entirely predictable as a Bsnub puke emoji following a post with Americas finest contribution to world cuisine

Aerosol Cheese?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Aerosol Cheese?

He is talking about beans, you think mong.

Originally Posted by armstrong

1 word: crumpets.

Delish with Meadow Lea Margarine and Vegemite.

Originally Posted by bsnub

He is talking about beans, you think mong.

^^^There are so many culinary delights to choose from.

You gobby twat.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Except that he's lived in Germany twice, as he has mentioned several times . . . and do show us where he has said India is in Europe . . . or are you just trying too hard?



With roughly half a million Brits emigrating, getting the fuc& out, every year for a solid 10 years plus . . . so nationalistic yet hating their own country. Bizarre.

Tell us hatty. When you were younger, which of your girlfriends was it that cheated on you for some proper British cock?

That must be it because the chip on your shoulder is getting bigger every day.

You've just never got over it, have you?

Originally Posted by armstrong

1 word: crumpets.

Lose the 's' Bro

1 word: crumpet ...