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    Killing it softly with his posts...

    Killing it softly...with his posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Just you wait until hatty wakes up. He'll be all over this thread.
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    Polenta or grits. What’s the difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    Polenta or grits. What’s the difference?
    For heaven's sake woman, we're British.

    Polenta is for swarthy European labourers.

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    Here's one, why is haggis still banned in the US?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Or Fosters.
    Hate to break it to you champ, but nobody (and I mean nobody) drinks Foster's in Australia. Well ok there's probably an uncountable number of Pom migrants that gag for it to remind them of the dreary dump they couldn't get out of on a one-way ticket fast enough but besides them, nobody drinks it because it's fucking horrible. Very popular in England though, which will come as no surprise to anyone who's ever tried local beers over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Hate to break it to you champ, but nobody (and I mean nobody) drinks Foster's in Australia. Well ok there's probably an uncountable number of Pom migrants that gag for it to remind them of the dreary dump they couldn't get out of on a one-way ticket fast enough but besides them, nobody drinks it because it's fucking horrible. Very popular in England though, which will come as no surprise to anyone who's ever tried local beers over there

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    You're really trying to compare the piss you bogans drink to the ales available in Britain?



    I knew you lot over there were somewhat lacking in class and taste, but fucking hell. No wonder your 99 baht (British, btw) breakfast is the highlight of your day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    Polenta or grits. What’s the difference?
    One is afterbirth and one just tastes like it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You're really trying to compare the piss you bogans drink to the ales available in Britain?
    Not trying to do anything, but am successfully proving that a beer nobody would touch if it was free in Australia because it's so shit is the 2nd biggest seller in England. Got any explanation for this that doesn't make you lot look any less retarded?

    Don't fucking tell me you drink it? You do don't you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    For heaven's sake woman, we're British.
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    Indeed, Harry. It's most unappealing, and ever so exasperating, to be surrounded by these uncouth Australians and Americans.

    Can we not just shoot them or at least have them sent to the servants' quarters?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Not trying to do anything, but am successfully proving that a beer nobody would touch if it was free in Australia because it's so shit is the 2nd biggest seller in England. Got any explanation for this that doesn't make you lot look any less retarded?

    Don't fucking tell me you drink it? You do don't you!
    "Not trying to do anything."


    Even in this post you are clearly trying to compare ales in Britain to what you peasants drink in Australia. Can you look any less retarded?

    And I don't know anyone who drinks Carling or Fosters (well, Chitty wanted to when I met him ), but I do know that you lot drink 4X and Victoria Bitter. Both utter fucking piss, but probably top of the range for your average singlet-wearing Australian bogan.

    Btw, another 99 baht British breakfast in the morning? You sure get through your fair bit of "British" food for someone who apparently can't stand it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    So it doesn't mean shit. You lot shovel shit into your gullets and your countrymen Chitty proves it day and again.

    I am not representative of the British nation when it comes to culinary delights.

    You it appears are representative of the American diet, obesity you fat fvck.

    HW is just a second rate wannabe be Yank.

    Who the fvck has a mountain of fat laden pancakes for breakfast covered in all sorts of sugary shite?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I have one word for you: Vegemite
    I've got two for you "Cheesy Vegemite "!

    That's some weird hybrid convict shit right there!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Aussie blokes have been whinging for decades, at least for the 4 decades their sheilas have had bigger balls and deeper voices than them.
    I should imagine the majority like it up the arse if Sydney is representative of the country, must get lonely in the outback coz no Sheila in their right mind will live out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    There are fucking loads of them and almost any young Aussie's dream is to escape the culture-void that is Australia and fly to Europe (with London at the very top of the list) to experience some real culture ASAP. Try Earls Court on any weekend at about 4pm to see hundreds falling about, being annoying cnuts, cos they can't handle a proper pint of beer compared to the piss they usually drink at home.
    Yeah , most spend their whole 2 year working visa in a 1 mile square radius of Earl's court in a backpacker hostel living 12 to a room and shagging each other senseless pissed up.
    But hey they're happy on the return to bumfvck Nowhere in Oz and can happily say that they have experienced British Culture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Well you lot are busy storing your offshore Bit hypocritical, i am just waiting for the abbos to put up a test case for deporting you lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    (well, Chitty wanted to when I met him )
    There's no need for that slur on my good name, I'm a Boddingtons Bitter guy.


    That Tooheys and VB is the best that Australia has to offer!

    Jeez if I lived there it would be no problem staying on the wagon.

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    My 2 bobs worth................

    Without doubt, and I have visited England numerous times, the weather there is terrible.

    No wonder the English spent centuries roaming the world probably in an attempt to find a more bearable place to live.

    Regarding sports, fresh food & produce and other debatable comparisons I am confident Australia edges England in every category.

    Regarding passion for their country, the Poms blow us Convicts out of the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    fresh food & produce and other debatable comparisons I am confident Australia edges England in every category.
    Now you're talking out of your oversized bucket!

    Have you considered a full Monty pie concoction?

    Egg,bacon,sausage,beans,mushies in a pie, fvck that hash brown Yank crap out of the equation.

    You might be on to a winner mate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    My 2 bobs worth................

    Without doubt, and I have visited England numerous times, the weather there is terrible.

    No wonder the English spent centuries roaming the world probably in an attempt to find a more bearable place to live.

    Regarding sports, fresh food & produce and other debatable comparisons I am confident Australia edges England in every category.

    Regarding passion for their country, the Poms blow us Convicts out of the water.


    You are probably the only country in the world that has shitter sports than the yanks. Fucking dreadful.

    There's a reason no fucker on planet earth plays Aussie rules apart from you lot, you know?

    Meanwhile, we have given the world rugby, golf, cricket, tennis and the world's greatest game: football. You lot?

    And when it comes to "passion" for their country, you incessantly whinge and tell us about how good you are at everything, but mostly end up miles behind us (while whingeing again about something or other).

    Your cultural contribution to the world has been Kiley Minogue and your greatest culinary contribution has been a shit version of our pie.

    On the plus side, you do get a bit more sun than we do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Yeah , most spend their whole 2 year working visa in a 1 mile square radius of Earl's court in a backpacker hostel living 12 to a room and shagging each other senseless pissed up.
    But hey they're happy on the return to bumfvck Nowhere in Oz and can happily say that they have experienced British Culture.
    Some of them make it up north turning up for work in an office in a pair of shorts. True story.

    The only surprise is that the daft cnut didn't have his surfboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Your cultural contribution to the world has been Kiley Minogue
    Sounds about right


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Sounds about right

    I preferred Danni.

    If you combine their ages though, it's still more than the number of civilised people worldwide (not Australian barbarians) who would watch an Aussie Rules game.


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    I like the Aussies, they have properly pissed the Frenchies off, and the EU at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I preferred Danni
    One for Bsnubs wank bank!

    I doubt he even knows who she is, Americans being that out of touch with the rest of the world.

    Half of them think the Eiffel Tower is in Vegas and Big Ben is the bartender at Seattle Rock Bottom bar

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