Thread: Breakfast Wars

Originally Posted by bsnub

So it doesn't mean shit. You lot shovel shit into your gullets and your countrymen Chitty proves it day and again.

One minor flaw in this argument, snubs.

Where is PAG from?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

I have one word for you: Marmite (was invented by German scientist Justus von Liebig).

Just quietly, HW is no more an Aussie than Luigi, PH or Mendip ... despite all of them having visited/lived there for a considerable time.

Oh Jimmy Jimmy ... Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Anderson ... in my top 3 Bowlers.

At the MCG ...

Aye, HW has mentioned he's not an Aussie but, unlike the rest of us, won't nail his colours to the mast.

Is he that embarrassed about his own country?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

British produce is some of the best in the world. It's a culinary paradise, which explains why modern British cooking is so good and why we have so many Michelin starred restaurants. What are you lot doing, Bruce? A can of 4X and a shit pie on the barbecue?

Yes indeed the English cuisine is renown around the world, Why when I was living in NYC you could not go two locks down third avenue without running into an English food restaurant.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The biggest bunch of whingers around.

I have never figured that either. Aussie blokes have been whinging for decades, at least for the 4 decades their sheilas have had bigger balls and deeper voices than them.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

you could not go two locks down third avenue without running into an English food restaurant.

There is a lot of Indian restos there.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

Yes indeed the English cuisine is renown around the world, Why when I was living in NYC you could not go two locks down third avenue without running into an English food restaurant.

'two locks' ...

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I have never figured that either. Aussie blokes have been whinging for decades, at least for the 4 decades their sheilas have had bigger balls and deeper voices than them.

The refrain is not as you have mentioned.

It's more a kin to ... their sheilas have big tits and broken noses

He is being very sarcastic Dave.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

There is a lot of Indian restos there.

Yes there are. and I love them, Also Many other ethics foods many of them very good.
Katz's deli on on Huston street makes a killer hot pastrami sandwich.
Unfortunately none of them are English.

John Torode their finest chef had to come to the UK to learn to cook

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

Unfortunately none of them are English.

The English invented Indian Restos, fact

Originally Posted by David48atTD

'two locks' ...

Only an Aussie would think that you go "two locks" down Third avenue.

everyone else would think that perhaps the ink on the carbon paper on my typewriter had worn out.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

The English invented Indian Restos, fact

before that Indians used to chew on twigs

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

before that Indians used to chew on twigs

Don't be silly, they just didn't have restos. Another great thing the empire invented.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Nice warm up for the Ashes this little thread. Let the sledging continue (it looks like snubby has chosen his team already).

At least he is smart enough to chose the winning team

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

Yes indeed the English cuisine is renown around the world, Why when I was living in NYC you could not go two locks down third avenue without running into an English food restaurant.

which explains why modern British cooking is so good and why we have so many Michelin starred restaurants.

It's not the 1970s anymore.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll be honest: I fucking love beating you lot.

The you lot covers a heap of countries, I support anyone playing England but who wouldn't? The laughs when you lot get continuously dumped on your arses after such high expectations (for reasons unknown) is always priceless. #ohengland #itscominghome

Originally Posted by cyrille

And he doesn't even touch here on the rest of the UK outside London, and the country's unparalleled range of ethnic cuisines...

Of course there's an unparallelled range of cuisines because there's an unparalleled range of immigrants there in case you hadn't noticed, and it's not like they're going to eat the same shit you Poms do. No way Muhammed with his 5 wives and 8 kids from Somalia or Cola from Nigeria with his tribe in tow will be hitting the local 'Spoons for a fucking fry-up is there you idiot.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I wonder if he'll ever try get to try any of that famous Aussie cuisine in the thousands of Aussie restaurants that line the streets of the UK?

Oh, I forgot. There aren't any.

I wonder why?

'Cause there's not many Aussies there to cater to might be your first clue. It's not like Australians have a long history of boarding a ship or plane in search of a better life in another country (often sight-unseen) like you lot are so famous for is it. That's why you can find typical English fare pretty much anywhere in the world, there's not many places Poms haven't set up tent escaping the very same shithole they'll defend as being paradise in threads like this

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Don't be silly, they just didn't have restos. Another great thing the empire invented.

Indeed. Where would Indian cuisine be without the British addition of 10 pints of lager?

The world really should be more thankful for what we have done for them.

Originally Posted by Headworx

'Cause there's not many Aussies there to cater to might be your first clue. It's not like Australians have a long history of boarding a ship or plane in search of a better life in another country (often sight-unseen) like you lot are so famous for is it. That's why you can find typical English fare pretty much anywhere in the world, there's not many places Poms haven't set up tent escaping the very same shithole they'll defend as being paradise in threads like this

There are fucking loads of them and almost any young Aussie's dream is to escape the culture-void that is Australia and fly to Europe (with London at the very top of the list) to experience some real culture ASAP. Try Earls Court on any weekend at about 4pm to see hundreds falling about, being annoying cnuts, cos they can't handle a proper pint of beer compared to the piss they usually drink at home.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The world really should be more thankful for what we have done for them.

Yes, we gave the injuns gravy.

Originally Posted by Headworx

there's an unparalleled range of immigrants there in case you hadn't noticed,

Well you lot are busy storing your offshore Bit hypocritical, i am just waiting for the abbos to put up a test case for deporting you lot.

Originally Posted by Headworx

The you lot covers a heap of countries, I support anyone playing England but who wouldn't? The laughs when you lot get continuously dumped on your arses after such high expectations (for reasons unknown) is always priceless. #ohengland #itscominghome

Funny that you're happy to give it out and hang on to Australia's coattails, but not so keen to tell us where you're from.

Is it that much of a shithole?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Funny that you're happy to give it out and hang on to Australia's coattails, but not so keen to tell us where you're from.

Is it that much of a shithole?

He's 60+ in Pattaya, plays golf and happily admits to having had his knob polished by all the best exponents of the craft in town, and still reckons the best thing to keep quiet about is being Australian.