Thread: TOOLS

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 02:44 PM

WAS LOOKING AT ANT'S TOOLBOX IF YOU'LL PARDON EXPRESSION EARLIER

What do you think

I'm not thinking penicillin, rocket science or heart transplants

Amongst the little objects that make life easier, obviously when could take on planes the Swiss Army knife.Or a French Opinel claspknife for food.

First came the wheel, leading to the cog, the chariot ,bicycle, Rolls Royce and finally the Pizza wheel I have several and although by far hardest to clean the totally round handfit is my go to . Since starting she's "Misplaced the Saturday Night Special Pizza wheel !!

Its steel brilliant and cost about $5 in Hawaii
Mine's red but here's same of net, much easier to use on hot slidy marble work units (Oh why didn't I go for granite?)

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Anyway a snap of some of my fave gadgets
The Yellow rubba is for egg poaching so easy to use , flip out and clean
The Eggsplat was a gift , the small plane is a lemon/lime zester , invaluable for New York non cook cheescake. I 'll do a pix thread next one make.

The Ostehøvelen Danish Hoes transformed by life from crumbly into neat slices for open sandwiches. In simplified American Engrish sometimes known as a cheese plane.

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The cappucin whisk is great, scissors with a hook never go back , The 5 blade herb scissors 100b lazada, Under teh Falcon ring holder is top of superb v expensive Japanese thermos with quick relase worth every penny of $75

The Green Froggy is lined with metal and perfect for taking pizza baking tray out,Also wifemeter, when returns 2 changs to the wnd from village funerals can ask whats it smell like, then pinch nose , works every single time

Hours of entertainment around a fiver in some fancy Kitchen Shop in Reigate UK but probably a dollar on Alibaba or Shoppe etc

The Mole Grip with that clever spring release , I hope the brilliant engineer who invented that was well rewarded.THe mole vice is an unatural act performed lying on a lawn ... I was told by a friend.

I do of course larger ones for when a firmer tug required .Ill save my skillsaws Pumps and Air tools for another day

For smaller items the levered nail cutters

, cigar cutter
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, credit card size multi-tool.

I used to have a hi quality credit card sized magnifying glass , but since refrain from "self-overclocking" my tool eyesight has improved , I even think I can read unjoined up Thai when sober.Can't teh buggas make spaces bewteen words or a doublepricer's plot.

I am not sure remote controls for TV Music Garages are progress or just encourage obesity?
One benefit without saves planet, no beer money frittered on Duracell bunnies and keeps her indoors in twin-peak conditioner.

P.S,

MalmoMike taketh the Mickey big time Welshes on wagers piss poor form where I come from.

However after buggering half choir being Sunday and all and the Christian Spirit I'll not mash the slippery Swede, if he confirms as penance he needs send BLD a green daily to encourage him to stay on.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i fear i may not be able to live up to my end of the bet. Will you take a set of used foreskin pliers?

Did you do my Bar mitzvah?

Over to you Mike..................................

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 02:59 PM

Found teh Pizza wheels in dshwash

Anyway some totaly unecessary but delightful takes, If home alone I'd just rip it off or use a big Knife but the wheel is the real deal as any pizzeria reeveals\

Esp like hBicycle design

The Best Cool Pizza Cutters Reviews (2021)

My plan for 5 veggies a day delivered on cheese and chorizo planing to put on 5kg per month until cockdown ends

**malmomike77** · 10-10-2021, 03:04 PM

^^ besides the fact that your kitchen implement range reminds me of the tools Anthony Hopskins as Hannibal Lecture gathered to perform a craniotomy on Krendler in Hannibal, i have to confess to some confusion. Why i ask myself with such a spl3ndd range has Dai not turned up with all manner of culinary art on the Food threads.

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

me of the tools Anthony Hopskins

I think Hop Skins are used with eisenglas in the brewing trade, or am befuggled, Ill ask at the Woodmancote, there's ageezer ther Harrybuggakhvnters, between us we know everything, He knows everything bar one, which I know hes a bar bore.

Ba Bor

I am waiting the promised tool?
Did it pop through my catflap while on Siesta?

I will accept a bottle of Guiness , 2 Tiffins,and sherbert dip (unused) in full and final satisfaction.I will brook no sucked Mivvis nor Curly Wurlies under any circumcision.

Originally Posted by david44

Originally Posted by malmomike77
i fear i may not be able to live up to my end of the bet. Will you take a set of used foreskin pliers?

Ah Sir Antony Robinson=HOPKINS of Chiang Neath was a pal of my pop's they did a few shows back in the day with Rachel Roberts , Stanley Baker and the Burtonesque pre Rob Brydon Neath Taffia.They were reputed to be a "fast set' and were known to stay up after 11pm.......................

I did have one of the show posters as a child , alas long gone.
Sir Ant , a real gent but stickler for professionalism, of my co-stars with Tatum O'Neil ad Sir Christo Plumber in massive flop International Velvet, (Nanette Newman had an allure I could feel in my pocket). A film so shabby I wouldn't pay to see it either.

You are A stute and my amateur Taxidermy s unmasked, the anal whisk, yellow mask, the special scissors etc.

Howver despite your sleuthing she who wields the ladle seldom allows me near inflamable devices.I may yet photograph salds , cold cheescake when she goes for Hysterical ectomy

I think you are distracting like those few who disseble at the Senedd , are you that Welsh Rarebit who will green BeerLaoDrinker ? I think we need action the time for dribble is elapsing faster than Lulus multidicks

**malmomike77** · 10-10-2021, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by david44

eisenglas

Not heard that word in many a year or isinglass, used it when i was 10 to create crystal gardens with dissolved metallic salts.

back in the days when you could go to Boots and get hold of most of the ingredients.

Along with my childhood perennial favourite potassium nitrite which provided hours of fun in making exploding drainpipples.

Sadly this fun is not easy to come by nowadays.

**Latindancer** · 10-10-2021, 06:09 PM

The mole vise jaws are pretty straight....what are they used for ? BTW, in Oz we just call them vise grips.

I have a selection of them in my tool box, of different sizes, and some with curved jaws.

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Latindancer

what are they used for ?

Fine Knob twiddling, extracting gold fillings and accessing free brake fluid from those who Welsh on debts

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Sadly this fun is not easy to come by nowadays.

I know , I know so my final offer if you are a roustabout on some Scottish runrig a can of IRN BRU , a deep fried pizza and the rinsed contents of your sporran, an ephelump never forgets, your shame and ignominy shall trickle down the generations and besmirch your undercrackers as if a you'd be used a particularly Welsh Rarebit with "Daddies source" as lubricant.

I'm sure a full view of my toolbox may cause sponatneous evacuation in grown thugs and premature abortion n ladies and Middlesex, Lower your pants and cough up in the traditional manner or I shalll send Ant n Latindancer posts to haunt your every sock.

**bsnub** · 10-10-2021, 07:17 PM

The ladies new chef knife...

From Japan. Crafted in the Samurai tradition. Cost me a fortune but I love my little chef.

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 07:44 PM

Now that is quality , beautifual craftsmanship, the blade the tang , Shaped like my A$99 knock off Santoku

Is that Gyuto if samurai guessing nearer $200 in USA?

A lovely piece of kit, amke sure you don't get filleted.

**bsnub** · 10-10-2021, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by david44

Is that Gyuto if samurai guessing nearer $200 in USA?

No this was handcrafted in Kyoto by a descendant of a Samurai.

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by bsnub

No this was handcrafted in Kyoto by a descendant of a Samurai.

Wow even more impressive,thanks for sharing

**VocalNeal** · 10-10-2021, 07:50 PM

I have one of these on my keyring. Useful on odd occasions

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

I have one of these on my keyring. Useful on odd occasions

neat I want one, only Q will it pass thrru aiport security

**Switch** · 10-10-2021, 08:12 PM

After a de clutter several years ago, most jobs in house can be dealt with by:
Swiss army knife, double ended screw driver, pliers and an adjustable spanned.

My bicycle has a set of Allen keys which fit most jobs.

Inherited a load of kitchen tools when I moved in here. Still a few I have no idea what they could be used for. Maybe a kitchen psycho would know.

**david44** · 10-10-2021, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Switch

Maybe a kitchen psycho would know

I'm yer man

post em up Swithceroony

Originally Posted by Switch

an adjustable spanned

Do you perhaps refere To MilfoMike ,or Lulu the

"Adjustable Spammer"

with more handles than all the knobs of Pattaya laid end to end

Do wear protective gloves if using a Molegrope

**malmomike77** · 10-10-2021, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by david44

"Adjustable Spammer"

Katie the queen of Spam ears are twitching, she'll know what to do with it.

**VocalNeal** · 10-10-2021, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by david44

only Q will it pass thrru aiport security

A mate of mine also has one. Just bung your keys and loose change in the little basket and bingo.

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