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    Thailand Expat helge's Avatar
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    I'm working class

    An orange at christmas and a pair of clogs at easter.

    Long days and short years.

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    I'm in Jail

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    I believe he got an honours in CCTV(media management)

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I'll tell it for you.

    Born in a two up two down with an outside toilet in Smethwick, England.

    Scraped an Olevel in English and spent his spare hours delivering papers so he could afford to go to University were he scraped through in Sociology and Womens studies.unable to secure employment in his chosen field of teaching he opted for the easier route of Tefling abroad, 40 years later the rest is history.

    He's swapped his two up two down in the Midlands for a n almost identical property in the arse end of nowhere in Thailand.
    Only difference is the toilet is inside but there's been a compromise on that front, it's a squat toilet.
    He's been searching frantically and saving for a commode because his knees can't take the strain anymore as he's got so more shit to off load

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    Isle of discombobulation Joe 90's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    With poetic license and all, you just couldn't let him begin as an apprentice at the BSA factories, could you ?

    You are so full of hate



    Just having a giraffe with our most valued resident antagonista
    Last edited by Joe 90; 23-09-2021 at 11:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    In 1946, the family moved to Moorcourt Cottage at Moorcourt Farm, where my Grandfather milked cows as a farmboy.
    Did Gramps ever teach you how to milk one blindfolded, by any chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    You are so full of hate
    The question is why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    Wow, and they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
    You're an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Did Gramps ever teach you how to milk one blindfolded, by any chance?
    Gramps wasn't the one to be worried about.

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    My Mum was 17 when I was born, Dad (18) was dead 2 weeks prior.. motorbike accident.

    Lived with adopted parents in Canberra till I was 16 then got the fuck out and moved to Brisbane.

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    Used to know a bloke who played darts with Fred West at his local pub in Gloucs. Said he seemed OK, but a bit scungy.

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