...haven't we?
Teenager hospitalised after sticking USB cable in his penis
...haven't we?
Teenager hospitalised after sticking USB cable in his penis
Holy fucken ‘ell!!!!
Jaysus . . . lucky my new Mac uses USB-C!
I mean . . . Jaysus!
Begs the question, though, Hal . . . which keywords did you use to search for his topic?
Uretheral probe.... hell yeah.
USB cable..... hell no.
^
let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”
I saw the x-rays. It looked like he actually inserted the knotted cable into his willy, and that knot looks mighty big on the x-ray.... Measuring how big his willy was, I can't think that is true. More like 'how much pervy pleasure can I get out of pushing a big knotted cable up my willy?'
Anyway, it hurts, I know....
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
Once, many, many moons ago when I was a less, lets say "selective person", I ended up at an STD clinic a few days after an amorous encounter, where they took a swab. Even after decades I can still recall how much that made my eyes water.
That X-ray just leaves me stunned.
Oh my. No, no no.
Hmm . . . a quick google says 'play well'?
One of my mates married a woman who will be in her late 50s/early 60s now, and she was telling us that she had an ex boyfriend who used to enjoy her ramming a knitting needle down his nob.
Even repeating this story has me crossing my legs and wincing, so if that's the old fashioned way, you can keep that too!
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