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    We've all been there...


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    Holy fucken ‘ell!!!!

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    Jaysus . . . lucky my new Mac uses USB-C!

    I mean . . . Jaysus!







    Begs the question, though, Hal . . . which keywords did you use to search for his topic?

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    Uretheral probe.... hell yeah.

    USB cable..... hell no.

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    The teenager told doctors at London’s University College Hospital how the wire had gotten stuck after speaking to them with his mum outside the room.
    I blame the Mum

    At least he didn't try inserting this!

    We've all been there...-retro-communication-14845846-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Begs the question, though, Hal . . . which keywords did you use to search for his topic?

    Question needs answering, Hal.

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    ^
    let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
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    let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”

    Fair enough. Charitable and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    Question needs answering, Hal.
    I was just checking my emails. Honest, guv!

    I think this fella has taken inserting your USB incorrectly to another level!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”
    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    Fair enough. Charitable and all that.
    Agreed, he's not too bad considering . . . but oh-noooooooo



    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I was just checking my emails. Honest, guv!
    Loss of street cred right there!!



    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I think this fella has taken inserting your USB incorrectly to another level!
    Or . . . for the few here . . . correctly . . . Hal?

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    I saw the x-rays. It looked like he actually inserted the knotted cable into his willy, and that knot looks mighty big on the x-ray.... Measuring how big his willy was, I can't think that is true. More like 'how much pervy pleasure can I get out of pushing a big knotted cable up my willy?'

    Anyway, it hurts, I know....
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Anyway, it hurts, I know....
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    Too Much Information!

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    Once, many, many moons ago when I was a less, lets say "selective person", I ended up at an STD clinic a few days after an amorous encounter, where they took a swab. Even after decades I can still recall how much that made my eyes water.

    That X-ray just leaves me stunned.

    Oh my. No, no no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    We did not have USB back then ,we did things the old fashion way. And No! I did not go blind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    We did not have USB back then ,we did things the old fashion way.
    Lego?

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    (do you know what LeGo stands for ?

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    Hmm . . . a quick google says 'play well'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Once, many, many moons ago when I was a less, lets say "selective person", I ended up at an STD clinic a few days after an amorous encounter, where they took a swab. Even after decades I can still recall how much that made my eyes water.

    That X-ray just leaves me stunned.

    Oh my. No, no no.
    One of my mates married a woman who will be in her late 50s/early 60s now, and she was telling us that she had an ex boyfriend who used to enjoy her ramming a knitting needle down his nob.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    We did not have USB back then ,we did things the old fashion way. And No! I did not go blind.
    Even repeating this story has me crossing my legs and wincing, so if that's the old fashioned way, you can keep that too!

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