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    Be Nice, Please.

    I am a returning member. My stint at the New York Opera House has ended and I have some free time. I would like to send every blessing to all members of this illustrious forum and wish each and all a happy life and a magnificent eternity. God bless you all! Remeber, Jesus loves you, even if Aging One and Bsuob don't.

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    Have you consulted Satan on this ill considered sortie?

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    Making people dance. :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Aging One
    Champion.



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    Bsuob
    Slightly less so.

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    Welcome back

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    Making people dance. :-)
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    Did Can have a thing for LD?

    Or was that Ent? Or was Ent Can?

    Or was it Ent and Can and pretty much everybody else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    I am a returning member. My stint at the New York Opera House has ended and I have some free time. I would like to send every blessing to all members of this illustrious forum and wish each and all a happy life and a magnificent eternity. God bless you all! Remeber, Jesus loves you, even if Aging One and Bsuob don't.
    Thank you for your interest in remedial English .
    I am merely the Sunday Male.

    Your essay will be forwarded pissed haste to one of our many Ajarns, headmaster KW (Prof Kwikwank of the Djarkarta School of canned luncheon meet will vet all parvenues, if sober, Monday)

    Our Spambot has highlighted fewer"NOMALIES"

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    the New York Opera
    There is no such plaice,you may have floundered?

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    each and all
    Each and every please.See Tupper after school

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    Remeber
    Re maybe yerself, like ewe I am not a native spoker.
    See Ajarn Armstrong for re education

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    Aging One
    Agiography and a roofless devotion to the Pope, full marks? Dr Sirill of the Shabbydhabi Poly will correct you morsefully and if couth remorsefully.

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    Bsuob
    Is as many know Welsh for autofellatio which for Manny is difficult to swallow.

    Thank you for the attempt to join Dunkin Donut Academy of Hi-So Angkrit.
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    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Is as many know Welsh for autofellatio which for Manny is difficult to swallow.
    My lord...RubberJohnny is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Ewe may well larf the doyen of Dansih dribble delivery.
    It's piddle peddlars who've made this grate forum what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    My lord...RubberJohnny is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Put the Stopper in Topper, you ketchup and mustard gurgla

    any semblance of similarity between my poetry and that turdwrangler is purely speculative.

    I suggest you resume you excellent culinary thread on how to gain weight the American weigh?

    Stop buggring Flippas and get Flipping Burgers once returned from confession.

    P.S thanks for the "Member's Wives Special" introductory online Zoom English , wife says you can put your shorts on for future"sessions"

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    Welkommen back David

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    Welkommen back David
    Don't start you tinkle taster.
    I told you at the Mods Fancy dress party I only bugger women so thank you for your offer but not even that French Maid's outfit you wear under your suit won't make it twitch, try Switch.
    Thanks for the gift tube Vegemite she prefers it to KY or vaseline, let me know when you need some Invermection for your old trouble.It is a bit messy behind but I manage to get off in the end. See you at teh STD buffet tomorrow as usual?

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Be Nice, Please.
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    New Zealanders are very miserable people. Death would be a blessed relief/release for most of them. Fuck them all, that's what I say !

    That didn't last.


    Welcome back, can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Why are you replying on behalf of another cretin? Are you not in enough trouble already newbie?
    A cunning Linguinist like yerself should understand Noodles in Udon.

    "CAN Alone eh?"

    I maybe going pasta than Alfredo, don't strain to speaketti soba ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    EN gave Smeg access to his account. Smeg began posting with it, however, soon got tripped up in his own lie and exposed. He stopped posting with that account after that, and it has been quiet ever since.

    Stop trying to act like you know what you are talking about, dummy.
    The fatal blow, sunk by a snubmarine, imagine going down on a Socal idiot or pooting the dasBoot in , EEKS!

    Anyways Khvn Spunback the Tinman wants us all Pleas Bean ice so I will not, suffice to say the dentally Andy Capped have bitten off more than they can eschew.

    Don't be disheartneed we were all young and foolish or like myself heading for dementia, so make best use of your half hour in between.

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    Really stepped it up a gear David, good form.

    Welcome back Can.

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    I can't use the reputation system because I have only been a member for a short time?

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    Pobol y Cwm to you ffrind Can

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    And, I cannot edit posts. I used to be able to. "12 Years A Slave" - well, nearly 12 years.

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    To all my multi-talented friends, please accept my apologies for not giving you your richly deserved "greens" as I am impotent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Yeah "Total Eclipse of the Fart" was definitely 'stepping up a gear' from the pointless shyte he was churning out a decade ago.

    I have been coaching him. Having said that we both drank the same water as children and that has made us superior beings. Naturally, being Welsh is a boon and we both know Terry. I am sure that none here know Terry. He's not the Terry you had here a few years ago but a different Terry. David and I know him. Terry is a nice bloke. He doesn't post here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    I have been coaching him. Having said that we both drank the same water as children and that has made us superior beings. Naturally, being Welsh is a boon and we both know Terry. I am sure that none here know Terry. He's not the Terry you had here a few years ago but a different Terry. David and I know him. Terry is a nice bloke. He doesn't post here.


    what’s the point of rabbiting on about Terry then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Yeah "Total Eclipse of the Fart" was definitely 'stepping up a gear' from the pointless shyte he was churning out a decade ago.

    I love a good David44 post. It's still fun cos I haven't cracked the code yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Yeah "Total Eclipse of the Fart" was definitely 'stepping up a gear' from the pointless shyte he was churning out a decade ago.

    Stoatally agree, it's hard to match your peerless eloquence, Isle try and do batter, we all wish we could pen a pun like John Clarker Cowp but few can multi=task, trading online, chew gum and imitate your pithy one liners , Moors teh pithy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    member for a short time
    There are special facilities for people with your proclivities in Chiang Mai ask for You Khvnt Harry Love or Lulu Kwiki , or Kiwiquickie in any bar on Loy Kroy

    I am too young for Pattaya but most services PALE in comparison with Mr Toyloy's plonker Pies or Pixie Ovenpoof Pasties

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