Thread: What In The Name Of The Sweet Baby Jesus...

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Too

Sorry

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Burn the tree down...?

Would hurt the froggies


Maybe some kind of Bang Fai, and the small creatures would have a nice leap into adulthood (two words ?)

All is well that ends well...

In a moment of inspiration whilst swimming this morning which definitely wasn't inspired by the thought of alien face hugging lizards falling from the pod onto me head I grabbed the grotesque thing and reunited it with its bigger and uglier brother in the pot thingy:



Now I don't like to just throw out words like "hero" and bravery" but if someone else were to I wouldn't object...

What ever they are let em hatch then eat the little buggers. That's what we do here in Ban Nok, Roi Et.

I have 3 or 4 of those tree frog egg sacks in my water lotus pots. If you have those skeeter eating fish they love the tadpoles and eat them up. Not many survive. I leave them as a source of food.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I have 3 or 4 of those tree frog egg sacks in my water lotus pots. If you have those skeeter eating fish they love the tadpoles and eat them up. Not many survive. I leave them as a source of food.

On the other hand tree frogs are quite beautiful.

Originally Posted by Cujo

On the other hand tree frogs are quite beautiful.

They are. I have seen numerous species around our place. There is a tan one that can jump a friggen mile and stick to any surface, has eyes that match its skin color. Really cool looking one.

Ive just studied that piccy and i recon its Nevs long lost Vagina.

Originally Posted by Mendip

But keep it away from yer bollocks just to be on the safe side.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Was thinking that, bit awkward to reach though

Inverted bollocks?

Originally Posted by terry57

Ive just studied that piccy and i recon its Nevs long lost Vagina.

Godalmighty, look who it is. The geriatric bogon.
So how did your 'mate' the donald do?
Oh that's right, lost the senate, lost the house. LOST THE ELECTION.
LOSER.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Presumably this has all been covered in depth on TC by now - might wanna take a look over there.

Well you weren't wrong.

They really are the saddest of sacks.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

They really are the saddest of sacks.

Went and had a look the other day . . . I recognise a few names, stroller, ant, kw, cujo and I'm guessing arthur is smeggles

Nasty place, why aren't our chavs there?

Originally Posted by panama hat

Nasty place

It's basically just Smeg telling stroller and his other minions who to attack and why.

He's taken a hit over the whole Referencegate thing though--has really triggered his narcissistic rage.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Referencegate

Referencegate? Or should I not ask? Is the pudgy blunder still living in Monaco?

Originally Posted by panama hat

Referencegate? Or should I not ask? Is the pudgy blunder still living in Monaco?

#LackofReferencesGate.

Apparently living in Asia (he hinted Phuket) since 2019

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

#LackofReferencesGate.

Impressive . . . its own hashtag

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Apparently living in Asia (he hinted Phuket) since 2019

So, still a relief teacher in Bournemouth then

Originally Posted by panama hat

Or should I not ask?

Probably not, long story, the usual Smegish tale of lies heaped on lies.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Presumably this has all been covered in depth on TC by now

Well you weren't wrong.

An in depth discussion over the pool, its size, that it has been photoshopped, and who owns it etc. by a gaggle of middle-aged men.

It's. Just. Not. Normal.

YOU aren't normal, mate. You have serious psychological issues.

Lol! 'K thanks for that Karen.

Threatened anyone or wished them dead yet today?

Karen is a shining* example of a recidivist who can just shake off the jail experience and not learn a single thing.





*excuse the SAD pun






+and that pun within a pun.

My ex was once thinking of opening a little frog farm, to help feed the family and make a few baht. My Isaan family had a fetish for 'baked frog and rice in a claypot', which I thought more Chinese than Isaan really. She would be jealous of your sacs antie.

Originally Posted by sabang

She would be jealous of your sacs antie

She's welcome to them... Freaky looking bloody things.

Originally Posted by sabang

She would be jealous of your sacs antie.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

She's welcome to them... Freaky looking bloody things.

(Doing my best to not make family comments about anyone wanting Ant's sacs - well, except for Taxidriver)

Last season I think 7 or 8 of our lotus water pots had the egg sacks in them. I rounded up a bucket, pulled them all out and relocated them to the river by our place. We have a few still in the back forty pots that I just ignore.