Thread: What In The Name Of The Sweet Baby Jesus...

...are these??







And am I in imminent danger of a face-eating alien-zombie-spider-bug springing from them to, well, eat my face off?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

And am I in imminent danger of a face-eating alien-zombie-spider-bug springing from them to, well, eat my face off?

Yes.

Pretty much.


or they are just spider sacks.

Either way I recommend a lighter and a can of pressured hair spray/deodorant/fly spray as a portable, homemade flame thrower.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

or they are just spider sacks.

Just?!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/63ac0a24...o3_r1_250.gifv

It's tree frog spawn... in a couple of days the white sack will dissolve and you'll have a batch of tadpoles for the kids to watch develop into frogs!

Cool cheers mate.

That's much from preferable to face-eating mutant alien bugs. Or spiders.

yeah, don't be burning the baby frogs!

Here's one I made earlier...

Originally Posted by Mendip

It's tree frog spawn... in a couple of days the white sack will dissolve and you'll have a batch of tadpoles for the kids to watch develop into frogs!

Hey, that actually sounds plausible. Good work. Now we just wait for the "Help I'm being attacked by mutant, alien spiders!!!" thread.

^ I take no responsibility if I'm completely wrong.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I take no responsibility if I'm completely wrong.

Too late... I've already authoritatively informed the wife and kids what they are (from a safe distance )

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Cool cheers mate.

The one in the second pic looks like it's going to drop into the pool, which might not be optimal.

Presumably this has all been covered in depth on TC by now - might wanna take a look over there.

Originally Posted by cyrille

The one in the second pic looks like it's going to drop into the pool, which might not be optimal.

Kids just pointed that out actually.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Presumably this has all been covered in depth on TC by now - might wanna take a look over there.

'Loser Thaiophile desk chained pumped up dad doesn't know what white sack thing is, ha!'

Originally Posted by cyrille

Presumably this has all been covered in depth on TC by now - might wanna take a look over there.

Office temp boy has been unusually quiet today, perhaps he works Saturdays?

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

perhaps he works Saturdays?

Not every Saturday ... but he's convinced he gets picked for it more often than his colleague, Ahmed.

Tree frogs spawn my arse !!

In about 6 hours time those white sacks will develop into testicle munchers.

They go straight for the bollocks and don't stop till you're eunuched.

FACT.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Not every Saturday ... but he's convinced he gets picked for it more often than his colleague, Ahmed.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Tree frogs spawn my arse !!

In about 6 hours time those white sacks will develop into testicle munchers.

They go straight for the bollocks and don't stop till you're eunuched.

FACT.

I fecking knew it!

I would move that one above the pool into one of your water pots before the tadpoles drop out... the chlorine won't do them any good.

But keep it away from yer bollocks just to be on the safe side.

Was thinking that, bit awkward to reach though

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Was thinking that, bit awkward to reach though

Jaysus, Mendy rescues dogs and travels across the country in Song Kran traffic to find them a new home and you reckon a frog sack is a bit awkward to reach?

Kiddies fishing net

Cut the palm frond off?

It will die one day anyway.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Cut the palm frond off?

That's to logical

I have heaps of advice ranging from 'filling in the pool' to 'fit the Datsun with pontons' and park it under the palm tree.

Up it a bit, Mendip

Originally Posted by helge

That's to logical

Too

Originally Posted by helge

I have heaps of advice ranging from 'filling in the pool' to 'fit the Datsun with pontons' and park it under the palm tree.

Burn the tree down...?

^ Too extreme.

Hang a bucket of water under the spawn ball to catch the blighters as they fall out. The tadpoles eat through the jelly to prepare themselves for the big wide world... hope they have a more exciting life than my tadpoles.

But if you can reach to hang a bucket then I guess you can just move the spawn?