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    I never married a western woman - what did I miss?

    As I eek past middle age into my 50's - and having landed here in the my late 20's - one experience I never had was marrying a western woman.

    I was wondering what I have missed out on. I am on marriage 2 here - so I know the "joys" of marriage with Thai women.

    So - what did I miss?

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    Misery at a level unfathomable to those who have not endured it.

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    ^^ Are you likely to have a late life crisis and go fishing for a white wrinkly in the west?

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    I found this always worked.


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    On the plus side: She will actually understand everything you say.




    On the minus side: She will actually understand everything you say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonKiddick View Post
    one experience I never had was marrying a western woman.
    Are you talking Caucasian Western woman or a "Western" raised woman? I was married 20 + years to a born and raised California Filipino woman. No complaints really. We split as friends and she went her way and I went mine. In the end IMHO, women are women and all relationships are a work in progress.

    That said, marrying a Thai woman does have its challenges. Would I do that again...Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonKiddick View Post
    So - what did I miss?

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    Both of my future ex-wives were Asian- HK & Thai. If I marry a westerner, might have to take out a bank loan for divorce funding.

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    She went to the early Star Wars movies. She cried when she first saw ET, we listen to tons of old punk rock and Seattle music. She is a chef and cooks amazing food even if she has banned me from posting her food here in an attempt to get me to cook while she is at work. No way I would trade her for a breeder who can not even speak English.
    Last edited by bsnub; 03-05-2021 at 07:34 PM.

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    ^ Marrying your right hand doesn't count

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    Quote Originally Posted by strigils View Post
    Marrying your right hand doesn't count
    You failed as a man. That is why you take a piss and start ranting here.

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    Does she cook good drunk food?

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    ^^ Yes, yes if you mean i had to bring me kids up myself then i agree. You need to stop coughing the gloop into your palm if you want to move on from virgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Does she cook good drunk food?
    No! Well she does. But the pics are all my food. She gets home late and I am not allowed to post her stuff. She fell asleep three hours ago. Her snore is music to my ears. I love her so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonKiddick View Post
    So - what did I miss?
    When it's good it's good.

    When it's bad its horrendous.

    I wouldn't recommend going down that road in your 50's.

    The headache and divorce settlement will probably give you a stroke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    She cried when she first saw ET

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Her snore is music to my ears.
    Said no person ever.

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    Noshing hasn't appeared yet

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    ^

    a gentle snore from a loved one lying beside you is comforting, reassuring and relaxing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    No way I would trade her for a breeder who can not even speak English.
    Fortunately, 'native speaker' or 'breeder who can not even speak English' are not the only options.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Said no person ever.
    You could never imagine. Your wife most likely does not speak your native language. My lady came home and brought me half a bottle of fernet branca. We had a couple of shots together, and then she passed out. Now I have my good eye closed.


    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    a gentle snore from a loved one lying beside you is comforting, reassuring and relaxing.
    Finally, we agree on something. Tax I dislike you on many levels but you are a human even if you do not act like it here most of the time.
    Last edited by bsnub; 03-05-2021 at 08:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    My lady came home and brought me half a bottle of fernet branca. We had a couple of shots together, and then she passed out. Now I have my good eye closed.
    Holy shit, a normal night on the weekend is getting the needles out. JHC, mate.

    I would bet 100% of me cash this gets mod wiped to preserve Timmy's good name, much like they do with that twat Ant when he's on the receiving end, its like they are rejects from auditions on "One flew over the cuckoos nest".

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    ^

    You are a total coont whingy, and you are a waste of space.

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    Roll her on her side, clear her airways and make sure she's breathing Timmy. SOP..

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    The loon is triggered. Hooked and time to real that nutter in...

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