Thread: I never married a western woman - what did I miss?

As I eek past middle age into my 50's - and having landed here in the my late 20's - one experience I never had was marrying a western woman.

I was wondering what I have missed out on. I am on marriage 2 here - so I know the "joys" of marriage with Thai women.

So - what did I miss?

Misery at a level unfathomable to those who have not endured it.

^^ Are you likely to have a late life crisis and go fishing for a white wrinkly in the west?

I found this always worked.

On the plus side: She will actually understand everything you say.




On the minus side: She will actually understand everything you say.

Originally Posted by DonKiddick

one experience I never had was marrying a western woman.

Are you talking Caucasian Western woman or a "Western" raised woman? I was married 20 + years to a born and raised California Filipino woman. No complaints really. We split as friends and she went her way and I went mine. In the end IMHO, women are women and all relationships are a work in progress.

That said, marrying a Thai woman does have its challenges. Would I do that again...Nope.

Originally Posted by DonKiddick

So - what did I miss?

Both of my future ex-wives were Asian- HK & Thai. If I marry a westerner, might have to take out a bank loan for divorce funding.

^ Marrying your right hand doesn't count

Originally Posted by strigils

Marrying your right hand doesn't count

You failed as a man. That is why you take a piss and start ranting here.

Does she cook good drunk food?

^^ Yes, yes if you mean i had to bring me kids up myself then i agree. You need to stop coughing the gloop into your palm if you want to move on from virgin

Originally Posted by sabang

Does she cook good drunk food?

No! Well she does. But the pics are all my food. She gets home late and I am not allowed to post her stuff. She fell asleep three hours ago. Her snore is music to my ears. I love her so much.

Originally Posted by DonKiddick

So - what did I miss?

When it's good it's good.

When it's bad its horrendous.

I wouldn't recommend going down that road in your 50's.

The headache and divorce settlement will probably give you a stroke.

Originally Posted by bsnub

She cried when she first saw ET

Originally Posted by bsnub

Her snore is music to my ears.

Said no person ever.

Noshing hasn't appeared yet

^

a gentle snore from a loved one lying beside you is comforting, reassuring and relaxing.

Originally Posted by bsnub

No way I would trade her for a breeder who can not even speak English.

Fortunately, 'native speaker' or 'breeder who can not even speak English' are not the only options.

Originally Posted by bsnub

My lady came home and brought me half a bottle of fernet branca. We had a couple of shots together, and then she passed out. Now I have my good eye closed.

Holy shit, a normal night on the weekend is getting the needles out. JHC, mate.

I would bet 100% of me cash this gets mod wiped to preserve Timmy's good name, much like they do with that twat Ant when he's on the receiving end, its like they are rejects from auditions on "One flew over the cuckoos nest".

^

You are a total coont whingy, and you are a waste of space.

Roll her on her side, clear her airways and make sure she's breathing Timmy. SOP..

The loon is triggered. Hooked and time to real that nutter in...