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    Hello?

    ...if you could call yourself 20 years ago and talk for a minute, what would you say?

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    Buy mucho Bitcoin when they are released and hold on to them

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    "just do everything completely different".

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    Stay the hell away from internet forums.
    Seek out expensive whores (it will save you money in the long run)

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    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    Stay the hell away from internet forums.
    Seek out expensive whores (it will save you money in the long run)
    Why not cheap whores?

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    ^Exactly, if questionable life choices are being made save some money to spend on Ching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Exactly, save some money to spend on Ching
    ...the cheap whore's brother?...

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    ^Not unless he's suddenly morphed into an expensive white powder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    ^Exactly, if questionable life choices are being made save some money to spend on Ching
    A man after my own heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Why not cheap whores?
    Because more expensive in long run. I've had cheap whores, best to avoid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    Seek out expensive whores (it will save you money in the long run)
    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    I've had cheap whores
    It looks like you only completed half of your research.

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    Now, back to the phone calls and remember the conversation has to be one minute long, Tom's rules.

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    ...personally, I would tell myself to shed a number of "friendships" and focus more intently on an earlier retirement (from the classroom) date...

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    "You know that Thai hooker that you're shacked up with, and who bangs like a rocket engine? Well, it might be a good idea to revisit the wedding that you're planning, 'cos I get these vibes that she is... well... a loony!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    she is... well... a loony!!
    They're all loony, psycho bitches from hell...it's just some are way more so than others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    They're all loony, psycho bitches from hell...it's just some are way more so than others.
    My girl was different.....

    She actually carried a piece of paper in her handbag on which she had written in English "I am not mad". She used to show it to my friends to 'prove' that she wasn't a loony.

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    Take that patent on that 20 litre bottle bottle cap that I developed for Polaris water in Thailand 25 years ago which was copied by an American company.

    Still the number 1 cap in the market and because of my stupidity I lost a fortune.

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    You know that small fortune that you are going to inherit?

    You aren't, so you better start planning some other way to fund your retirement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Take that patent on that 20 litre bottle bottle cap that I developed for Polaris water in Thailand 25 years ago which was copied by an American company.

    Still the number 1 cap in the market and because of my stupidity I lost a fortune.
    Surprise, surprise. Normally, there are others who steal the IP...
    https://teakdoor.com/speakers-corner...ml#post4253535 (The Children of the Yellow Emperor)

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    Don't buy property in Thailand.

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    I'd tell myself to be prepared to buy 1-2 units in my condo complex between 2012-2018.

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    Quite simply, " don't do it! ".

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    Buy all the bitcoin.

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    Take that patent on that 20 litre bottle bottle cap that I developed for Polaris water in Thailand 25 years ago which was copied by an American company.

    Still the number 1 cap in the market and because of my stupidity I lost a fortune.
    oh god, still building castle in the sky

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    I'd prefer a conversation with myself 40 years ago. Twenty years ago was already too late to fix anything.

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