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    According to your Ex...

    ...what exactly is wrong with you?

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    Not rich enough. No doubt more but that's the nut.

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    I'm actually on good / talking terms with most my exes, the ones I haven't lost touch with at least.

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    I'm perfect, it's the ex that has the problem

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    Apparently my cock is too big

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    Pretty much everything, I guess. She never told me specifically. Maybe I should have asked her.

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    It’s not me, it’s her.

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    FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "If you buy that fucking motorcycle, don't come home!"

    I did; and I didn't.

    Wife was a Polish made Model 1958 "Viper" with loud pipes.

    Bike was a British made Model 1958 "Triumph Tiger T-110".

    No contest.
    Last edited by Davis Knowlton; 23-04-2021 at 10:08 AM.

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    She said I never used to listen to her.

    At least, I think that's what she said...

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    Our kids, they took over her life. She left, they stayed.

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    Over curmudgeonry -

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    According to my divorce degree absolutes, it was their fault.

    My Private Eye and all our lawyers were in agreement.


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    Generally stay in touch and on good terms with my Ex's and bang them from time to time (in this country)

    Other countries, I usually buggered off, so they'd probably say that buggering off is what's wrong with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...what exactly is wrong with you?
    Dunno. But that is exactly what my first ex said to me.

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    My ex'es are wonderful compared to what I have now

    What the fuck did I do ?

    Karma ?

    If so, I must have had duty on some watchtower in the 40'ies


    Fucking fool I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    My ex'es are wonderful compared to what I have now

    What the fuck did I do ?

    Karma ?

    If so, I must have had duty on some watchtower in the 40'ies


    Fucking fool I am
    you're in your cups tonight, slow down on the booze, perhaps.

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    ex #1 (UK) - You used to be rich, now you're not

    ex #2 (Thai) - bibble, bibble, bibble (she was the stark raving loony one)

    ex #3 (Thai) - Darling, I know you're slaving away in difficult conditions in Myanmar, but can I have some more money please to finish building our little hotel? (She used the money to buy a flash car...)
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    1st wife die of food poisoning after eating dinner.
    2nd wife died of food poisoning after eating dinner.
    3rd wife died of a fractured skull.....
    She wouldn't eat her dinner.

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    ...^555...

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    I bumped into Taiwan GF from 2013 tonight

    Had not seen or heard from her in maybe 6 or 7 years

    She moved away to brissy but has just moved back

    I was enjoying chatting to her and she seemed happy but she took the first brief pause in our exchange as a cue to excuse herself

    I wonder what she thinks of me

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    ^ you may want to switch out of biology into sociology Loops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    I bumped into Taiwan GF from 2013 tonight

    Had not seen or heard from her in maybe 6 or 7 years

    She moved away to brissy but has just moved back

    I was enjoying chatting to her and she seemed happy but she took the first brief pause in our exchange as a cue to excuse herself

    I wonder what she thinks of me
    She thinks you're ok mate... it was just the military toys and pet frogs that freaked her out a bit.

    She used to unexpectadly excuse herself from me sometimes as well but I think that was due to the drug resistant STD I passed on back in 2012.

    Still, all water under the bridge now.

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    ^Pants on fire. She was the 2nd of 2 virginities that I have ever taken to my knowledge.

    Which reminds me to schedule a rewatch of the classic Daniel Day Lewis movie 'There Will Be Blood'

    I still have her email and I am in half a mind to ask her over for a coffee just as friends

    But I will chew on that thought for a while

    I am curious to know how she us going as I did not get all the details in our brief exchange

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    I am in half a mind to ask her over for a coffee just as friends
    We at TD know your modus operandi now.

    Light BBQ pit. Set balcony fairy lights onto stun, clear love sofa of stray hair (and pubes) and then weave the Looper magic.

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    ^My intentions in this case would be entirely honourable and platonic

    She still has the same timid mouse demeanour I remember which rekindles in me this sense of protective concern for her well being

    I just want to know that she is OK and life is treating her well

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