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    Kamagra jellies in the UK

    I've finished the box of Kamagra I bought when I was last in Thailand in 2017.

    For me it is Dumbo's feather, it gives me confidence.

    I don't get a lot of action here in London so it's not an emergency but does anyone have experience of getting this stuff from suppliers in the UK?

    It will be a while before a friend can bring some over and I am skeptical that I can rely on any of the online companies to deliver.

    Conventional pills available here in Britain are expensive and have little effect other than giving me a headache.

    Thanks in advance.

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    Sounds like you may well be fooked.

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    Well, far from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Well, far from it.
    It would appear that his wank session is about to go a bit soft.

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    welcome back da Gentleman Scamp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    It would appear that his wank session is about to go a bit soft.
    Nothing here has evolved at all has it. I did remind myself that one in every fifty replies might be helpful so I'm posting this to give it a bump and get more replies. Hopefully by the end of May someone will have said something non adolescent.

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    You can buy most of the stuff online in the UK, usually have to complete a few health questions

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    ^ too many helpful replies in a row

    get fcuked scampy

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    I think he's trying Baldrick but evidently struggling.

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    yes - though he could just want to have a wank

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    Quote Originally Posted by strigils View Post
    There are lots of sites like that but how do you know which ones are legit. Read lots of reviews i guess

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    One helpful reply with link and one very helpful private message from someone who can vouch for the service, so thank you both.

    To the troll accusers - what is the big deal? I'm nearly 47 and erections aren't as reliable as they were ten years ago. Keeping hard inside a condom isn't something anyone wants to be worried about. Ideally, when this close to 50 we shouldn't be worried about condoms at all providing we're dating women in the same age bracket and having STI check ups between partners but it's sensible to be prepared.

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    Banging 50 year old women is nature's way of telling you to stick to onanism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Banging 50 year old women is nature's way of telling you to stick to onanism.
    It's not a thread about banging 50 year old women, but it's personal preference isn't it. If you can only be attracted to women old enough to be your daughter then that's very limiting, so it's not a bad idea when practicing 'oneism' to watch videos starring women (or men) who are of a realistic age demographic to what you'd bed in real life. That way you won't be left behind by reality.

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    Resorting to systemic use of ED drugs in order to sustain an active sex life is not healthy.

    The problem among those within middle age experiencing poor outcomes in trying to fuck is not necessarily poor libido or anxiety but possibly the fact that they have drunk too much alcohol in the overture to getting their leg over. But I suspect you are now having to resort to humping ass that ordinarily you might eschew but I suppose as you become increasingly unattractive you can't be too choosy and have to rely on the women who are grateful for the attention. Sagging buttocks, ravaged anal apertures, distended vaginas with wrinkled fleshy labia hanging from a greying forest of pubic hair atop marbled thighs must be the landscape of your sexual hunting grounds, I suppose. Detumescence is scarcely surprising when you feed off such game. However, your inability to maintain an erection is likely to result from a combination of factors, poor health, incipient alcoholism, self-loathing, remorse, inferiority and fear of failure all play a part.

    Like steroids, ED drugs merely treat the symptoms, perhaps you should address the core problem.

    Or perhaps you are finding out you are now batting for the wrong team and cannot reconcile that latent sexual deviation with your ego.

    Do you get hard in the men's changing rooms, Scampy?

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    Scamp, don't take that personally, Sausages has been lashing out lately. They closed his pool in his flat complex in Pattaya, its made him and his 70 year old bloke he's shacked up with quite grumpy.

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    Poor Numfuktwat, our resident stalking pervert masturbating to back editions of Lolita he keeps in his factory floor locker as he takes a break from the production line and slithers his way to the bogs for a session in his favourite stall with the glory hole through which he sticks his miserable white worm for a BJ from the factory dwarf.

    Mrs SA thinks you are probably quite ugly.

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    ^ See, angry

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    This thread is interesting.
    Say a bloke can get and sustain a nice rigid boner throughout the M'Mcough and can "finish" will the said nice rigid boner remain for a second M'M cough or does everything fall back to gravity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeks View Post
    This thread is interesting.
    Say a bloke can get and sustain a nice rigid boner throughout the M'Mcough and can "finish" will the said nice rigid boner remain for a second M'M cough or does everything fall back to gravity?
    Oh I never said I could finish, that gets more difficult with age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strigils View Post
    Scamp, don't take that personally, Sausages has been lashing out lately. They closed his pool in his flat complex in Pattaya, its made him and his 70 year old bloke he's shacked up with quite grumpy.
    I took it as a sobering reminder not to get too involved in forums like I used to. The very fact an individual can fabricate assumptions based on their selective reading and use it as a form of aggression says everything you need to know about them. I was in Thailand 15 years, long enough to know 'the type'.

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    If you're only 46 years old and you need drugs to sustain an erection (and apparently have difficulty ejaculating), you should seek medical help. Although seekingass is not often right, he hit the nail on the head this time. You should address the core problem, whatever that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    If you're only 46 years old and you need drugs to sustain an erection (and apparently have difficulty ejaculating), you should seek medical help. Although seekingass is not often right, he hit the nail on the head this time. You should address the core problem, whatever that is.
    Selective reading again - did you see in the opening post when I said 'Dumbo's feather'?

    I've not seen the film but I know the story. Kamagra gives me a bit of a boost - confidence for doing a good job the first time. I only need more than one because I've not yet met a woman I'm compatible enough to go the distance with. I guess it doesn't help that I'm only attracted to very confident women who don't want to settle or have kids. I might see a therapist about that.

    Once in a blue moon, maybe twice a month - I'll nibble off a third of Xanax to guarantee a good night's sleep if I have a big day ahead. That is also arguably unhealthy, but then so are most things if we're going to be picky. It's not an addiction I'm talking about in either case. It took me more than 5 years to finish a box of Kamagra.
    Last edited by The Gentleman Scamp; 22-04-2021 at 01:34 PM.

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    Scamps, you are middle aged and unmarried and just learning that neurotic impotence is now a fact of your life. Anxiety over non-performance and fear of hoots of derision from the would-be shaggee on your first attempt at consummation of your relationship, albeit a one night stand or whatever, is a certainty from here on in, and you are quite right to be worried. It is very common and once you have succumbed it's pretty much omnipresent.

    You better hope the next failed 'shaggee' doesn't report your inadequacy among mutual acquaintances. Being known as a 'limp dick' is hardly (excuse the pun) helpful for someone with your problem.

    Might I suggest you cultivate a 'fuck-buddie' relationship as an alternative to a more conventional arrangement until you regain your libido/confidence. Using each other as wanking aids, eschewing the baggage of an emotional entanglement, may well be the tonic you crave.

    Quite how you construe aggression from my posts is mystifying, I am merely trying to be helpful.

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