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    Cyril, you sound the sort of chap who wears a condom in order to have a sterile wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Is Neverna a man or a lady?
    Nev's 3rd person pronouns are They, Them, Their

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    Well, you made even that seem like a 'boys town' experience.
    in your schoolyard imagination everything is a "boystown" experience.

    sybil
    I probably didn't linger over the detail while reading it, you grubby little sleaze ball.
    of course you did and you obviously have a problem with dirty sex. do you do it missionary style with your socks on you self loathing brit?



    you prissy prude.

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    You and 'asylum' were raised in the sexually repressed post-war environments, probably both groomed in private schools by schoolmasters with a military background.

    Your tawdry, decades-long unsatisfied homosexual yearnings belong to a bygone age, much like yourselves.

    Nowadays your type can just be themselves, which must be among the multitude of things that grind your gears.

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    groomed, schoolmasters, military background.
    just listen to you.

    you just ooze repression like a nun staring at a nine incher.

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    You're both accusing each other of the same thing.

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    He loves the 'no, no...that's you that is' response.

    Almost as much as that pointless mong fecal fly.

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    is this thread still mired in the discussion of other mens penis' ?

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    Yes, they all seem to be repressed homos, not that there is anything wrong with repression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strigils View Post
    Yes, they all seem to be repressed homos
    I hate to agree with you about anything Whingey, but I think you are on to something here.

    They all want a sweaty fuck.


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    ^ You almost motivated me to tell a tale about a one legged working girl in Aberdeen docks with that comment, but I'm gonna keep it to myself.

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    Did she get a log over?

    Someone let poor repressed Cyrille out of her gimp cage for the weekend, poor fucker needs some meat and two veg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Twenty years old and you needed to pace red light districts.

    Backspit - a loser from a young age.
    Needed to eh ? We planned a Euro trip. Went to Europe and made the best of it. Any 20 year old man with money to spend who doesn't indulge has something wrong.

    So I'm a loser because I didnt travel with a girlfriend on a trip to Europe with my friends ? Wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    I hate to agree with you about anything Whingey...
    You're getting the whole moron squad on board.

    That should be telling you something.

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    ^^^ No...

    It was a strange night... long before the industry went zero tolerance.

    I was heading back to the boat after a lot of beer and was propositioned by what looked like quite an attractive lady from the other side of the road. I must have shown some interest because before I knew it she started to hobble across, but due to having a leg missing she couldn't get over the central reservation. I had been unaware of her predicament until this point.

    What do ya do? Do you carry on back to the boat at speed and appear to be discrimatory or do you help a one legged prostitute across a metal fence dividing a dual carriageway at 3am in the morning?

    Like I said, it was a bizarre night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Are you still fucking burnt out, fifty year old raddled whores you picked up on the street, looking for a discount because you are a warty, old, ugly, hunchbacked oddity?

    Or has cottaging for gimps in mall toilets become your full-time hobby?

    Or is it simply a question of lying alone on your bed watching a flickering screen while you pleasure yourself in your favourite position with three fingers shoved up your distended arsehole.

    My, how all those years as an anal hair strimmer and haemorrhoid lubricator must have taken its toll, eh KW.

    The only TD tosser who uses a pair of tweezers to have a wank.

    Har, har.
    The joke’s on you, my screen doesn’t flicker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    is this thread still mired in the discussion of other mens penis' ?

    Scampy's clever subliminal submission. Allowing the thread to fester, as it will.

    Quite knowing that the related subject matter[s] at hand is most favoured by real men of TD.

    Evolved.

    Well done, Scamp.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    What do ya do?
    shag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    shag.
    Beast

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    What do ya do
    Obviously you spend the rest of teh night whittling her a shapely peg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ You almost motivated me to tell a tale about a one legged working girl in Aberdeen docks with that comment, but I'm gonna keep it to myself.
    Peggy

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    ^ Eileen, or was it the one-legged Chinese girl Irene?

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    Or the lass, Nolene, who had no legs...

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    And Jolene if the one legged worker was a lady boy.

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    To be honest I was hopping you guys would show a bit more maturity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Or the lass, Nolene, who had no legs...
    nah , this one obviously had a bit of a lean

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    To be honest I was hopping you guys would show a bit more maturity.
    tell us more uncle mendy

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