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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Selective reading again - did you see in the opening post when I said 'Dumbo's feather'?

    Kamagra gives me a bit of a boost - confidence for doing a good job the first time.
    If it's only "Dumbo's feather" you need and not the active ingredients of kamagra, paracetamol is much easier to obtain.

    Or you could stick to wanking at porn, or stop wanking at porn if that is what's holding you back from performing adequately in the flesh.

    As I said, seek help; a therapist if that is what you need.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    If it's only "Dumbo's feather" you need and not the active ingredients of kamagra, paracetamol is much easier to obtain.

    Or you could stick to wanking at porn, or stop wanking at porn if that is what's holding you back from performing adequately in the flesh.

    As I said, seek help; a therapist if that is what you need.
    So you missed the bit about 'a bit of a boost'?

    Your animosity is baffling. I'd hate for life to leave me with such a temperament.

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    Your animosity is baffling. I'd hate for life to leave me with such a temperament.
    living for prolonged periods as a retiree in thailand, especially if living in a poorly developed backwater amongst the bumpkin population seems to have had this adverse effect on many members of this forum.

    those of us that managed to escape from thailand seem to have gained some degree of immunity from the anger driven personality traits frequently observed on polite request threads such as this.

    a sympathetic g.p. may be able to provide you with a prescription for the medication you seek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    If you're only 46 years old and you need drugs to sustain an erection (and apparently have difficulty ejaculating), you should seek medical help. Although seekingass is not often right, he hit the nail on the head this time. You should address the core problem, whatever that is.
    I had friends who were using the stuff when we were in our early 20's. There is nothing wrong with a 46 year old using it for some fine tuning
    Last edited by Backspin; 22-04-2021 at 09:00 PM.

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    Not my scene either, but let's face it...Nev comes across as someone who probably only has hazy memories of experimenting with lem-sip when younger.

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    It's all coming out of the woodwork now. I felt sorry for the 46 year old OP having problems getting a stiffy but now we have Backspit admitting to using chemical aids to get a stiffy at 20 years old. Poor bastards. No wonder Backspit is so fucked up.

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    If your bird has small hands Scamp ask her to stick her fist up your nasty while she tickles your plums with the tip of her tongue

    That usually does the trick for me on cold start winter mornings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    I had friends who were using the stuff when we were in our early 20's. There is nothing wrong with a 46 year old using it for some fine tuning
    Brilliantly spot on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    It's all coming out of the woodwork now. I felt sorry for the 46 year old OP having problems getting a stiffy but now we have Backspit admitting to using chemical aids to get a stiffy at 20 years old. Poor bastards. No wonder Backspit is so fucked up.
    It's always the same conundrum on a night out with friends in a red light district. You want to drink lots but when you visit one of the ladies for 20 minutes , you'll have erection difficulty. No matter how old you are.

    This is why Viagra is always available in red light districts

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    backspin

    It's always the same conundrum on a night out with friends in a red light district. You want to drink lots but when you visit one of the ladies for 20 minutes , you'll have erection difficulty. No matter how old you are.

    This is why Viagra is always available in red light districts
    nev, who suffers from long term advanced vaginal dryness may have some difficulty in understanding your reasoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    backspin
    nev, who suffers from long term advanced vaginal dryness may have some difficulty in understanding your reasoning.
    Oh no, another member of the TD Limp Dick Gang appears. That must be why taxi is always so angry. You guys just need LatinPrancer to join you now to complete your Flacid Penis support group.

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    now now nev, lets keep it civilised.

    i'm sure if you ask your somchai nicely he'll grease you up with some lard or engine oil before bending you over his tuk tuk and slipping you a rancid length.
    Last edited by taxexile; 22-04-2021 at 11:32 PM.

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    Is Neverna a man or a lady?

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    Oh look, tax has gay anal sex on his mind.

    Is there a 'y' in the day?


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Is Neverna a man or a lady?
    Nev is a lady. So she has no idea what it's like being a man. I guess she thinks men are all walking around with rock hard erections as they pace by the red lights.

    Last edited by Backspin; 23-04-2021 at 04:00 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Banging 50 year old women is nature's way of telling you to stick to onanism.

    how old is your wingman? Or does age not count for ladyboys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Scamps, you are middle aged and unmarried and just learning that neurotic impotence is now a fact of your life. Anxiety over non-performance and fear of hoots of derision from the would-be shaggee on your first attempt at consummation of your relationship, albeit a one night stand or whatever, is a certainty from here on in, and you are quite right to be worried. It is very common and once you have succumbed it's pretty much omnipresent.

    You better hope the next failed 'shaggee' doesn't report your inadequacy among mutual acquaintances. Being known as a 'limp dick' is hardly (excuse the pun) helpful for someone with your problem.

    Might I suggest you cultivate a 'fuck-buddie' relationship as an alternative to a more conventional arrangement until you regain your libido/confidence. Using each other as wanking aids, eschewing the baggage of an emotional entanglement, may well be the tonic you crave.

    Quite how you construe aggression from my posts is mystifying, I am merely trying to be helpful.
    Thanks to Kamagra it hasn't been an issue - yet.

    I've even been fine on a couple of occasions when I've not had it. You're quight right that middle aged erections aren't what they were earlier in life. Everything else you've said isn't very relatable.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Oh look, tax has gay anal sex on his mind.

    Is there a 'y' in the day?

    errr, it was you, the ageing tefler bachelor, teaching arab boys in the gulf who not surprisingly brought up the subject of gay anal sex.

    i was merely referring to vaginal sex doggy style whilst bent over somchais tuk tuk, something you would have fully grasped had you read read my post properly as opposed to allowing your depraved mind to take over once you saw the words " bent over ", "lard" and "greased up".

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    teaching arab boys in the gulf
    Another jealous sex pest, septuagenarian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Oh look, tax has gay anal sex on his mind.

    Is there a 'y' in the day?


    How did you get gay and anal out of that ? wtf is wrong w you

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    how old is your wingman? Or does age not count for ladyboys?
    Are you still fucking burnt out, fifty year old raddled whores you picked up on the street, looking for a discount because you are a warty, old, ugly, hunchbacked oddity?

    Or has cottaging for gimps in mall toilets become your full-time hobby?

    Or is it simply a question of lying alone on your bed watching a flickering screen while you pleasure yourself in your favourite position with three fingers shoved up your distended arsehole.

    My, how all those years as an anal hair strimmer and haemorrhoid lubricator must have taken its toll, eh KW.

    The only TD tosser who uses a pair of tweezers to have a wank.

    Har, har.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Is Neverna a man or a lady?
    I think it has difficulty in resolving that issue itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Nev is a lady. So she has no idea what it's like being a man. I guess she thinks men are all walking around with rock hard erections as they pace by the red lights.
    Twenty years old and you needed to pace red light districts.

    Backspit - a loser from a young age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    I think it has difficulty in resolving that issue itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    i was merely referring to vaginal sex doggy style
    Well, you made even that seem like a 'boys town' experience.

    I probably didn't linger over the detail while reading it, you grubby little sleaze ball.

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