So here's the deal.
Today, the wife and daughter left to Nakhorn Nowhere for a week and number 1 son left for a week to Hua Hin/Khon Kaen (depending on who you ask) for a week.
All good so far BUT
All pubs, bars and massage places are now closed
And double BUT
The maid is only going to be coming on Monday to clean up my shit.
So this curtails my plans a fair amount, so what I am thinking.
- Stuff myself till Sunday morning - massively overeat, so that I don't have to eat for a few days and can therefore avoid washing dishes
- Get onto Grab delivery food on Wed PM - timing it so the following formula applies Empty Carton Space < (Kitchen bin + Living Room Bin + Kitchen Sink). Focus will be on places that deliver plastic cutlery too, obviously
- Subscribe to some sort of IPTV service, so that I can sit downstairs and watch pornography in a civilized manner (kids don't like me doing this in the living room, when they are there)
- Throw all food out of the fridge and replace it with Leo
- Get plastic cups from 7-11, but re-use 1 a day because global warming whatever
- Take all pillows off the bed except mine - put that in the middle and have a bolster either side I can starfish my legs across both
I think that pretty much has me covered for a moderately enjoyable wife-free week considering the closures mean I can't get on the miliking table at Analiese.
Any thoughts on how to make this better? I'm not used to this closure shit.
Don