Thread: Merican gun safety

The San Diego Union- Tribune. 14 August 2020
“ We are all calling him The King," the administrator of the Facebook group Loaded Guns Pointed at [P]enis told reporters in San Diego, "because the poor guy has already learned his lesson, without the entire world discovering his identity and calling him an idiot. Our Facebook group exists to get a rise out of responsible gun owners, by showcasing photos of men pointing loaded firearms at their own crotches, with the safety catch off. That's what The King was doing when he shot himself this week, "He posted a video of himself with his .45 caliber 1911 pistol, then pressing the muzzle against his genitals. After a few seconds, the gun discharged, then he stated, 'hey boys, I might have f****ed up... I'm not kidding, I just shot myself... God's caliber went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring and floor'. He later posted photos of his exposed legs with blood pouring onto the floor, and of himself in hospital, where he was treated for entry and exit wounds in his scrotum. Following treatment, he was discharged, and we can report he is now 100% okay." The San Diego Police Department confirmed that officers were called to the hospital at 8.30pm, following a report of a man suffering from a self-inflicted wound. No further action was taken, with a spokesman adding 'The poor guy already shot himself, we don't think he needs to be chastised as well."

Originally Posted by Kartoo

14 August 2020

Great job posting that. Waste no time.

Should have included a Breaking News: in the title.