A moan of epic proportions today.
Planning enforcement officers have been informed that my mancave is being used for late night parties and debauchery!
Teenagers drinking, vomiting and chanting football songs on several occasions.
They are investigating the size of my shed and have taken pictures and I've been told to be mindful of my neighbours.
FFS, one incident 2 weeks ago when my eldest and his mates were celebrating finishing their A level mock exams and hell is reigning down on me from my Welsh Karen neighbour.
I decided to bite the bullet and give her a sorry card and some chocolates to smooth the situation over.
She fooked off back to Wales and the chocolates have been melting on her door step all day.
She should have answered her video door bell, now she'll have a pile of mush to clean up off her doorstep on her return.
The email complaint she sent off was grossly exaggerated and bang out of order.
She is truly demented.
The head teachers on the other side had a full on rave and Karaoke night till 3am when school finished for the Summer holidays, no complaints about that!
I was told I needed planning permission for my shed which is a knee jerk reaction to her venomous email.
My Mancave is completely within the realms of the law and I look forward to the fight.