100 day pitti for Jandayjog/Geoff/Crackerjack's passing
He's blowing the top off of a cold one with DD at the old sods home aka DoghouseNirvana and wished to convey this
IN ORDER THIS WONDERFUL ORGAN REMAIN STIFF AND STRONG
We must move with the times and reflect heaxagonadly, as snowflakes glistening like the polished knobs on a Titanic banister.So hands of cocks and listen up Amigos.
1 From the start of May repo will end, you may still send a red but this will electrocute the recipient
2 Swearbox will be mandatory with all funds to support Redbs boy gofeckme appeal
3 Handles to become bender neutral by June the so called trance issue period.
To avoid confusion all new members will have neutral names like Kim, Lesley,Stevie,Lulu,Phukey Bitch and Woopsie
Other leading posters will transition, the hormones necessary are delivered monthly or analy as the type thusly, without fussly as ants
Dullinger Dillydildodger
Striggels DinkyMcDonut
Mendip Peopledip
Misskit Mzkitzbizkitz
KingWally etc Queanwally
sLooper Aluria Roper
Puny Mahout Scotch Bonnet
Russelslipson Poachertropcher
OhOh HoHoHosheminge
Nubie David48 new handbag size TwodozDavina
Dirk Digger Firk wiggler
Backspin Dorsalfloppy
Simon 43 Motel Simone 69
Tomcat preneutered
Rural Serene Dollydailydumpe
Cujo Q.Josefina
Deeks reverses into Skeedmurk
Wakeyflakey to be SleepyGimpy only to post by invitation
Withnail Withgrouphug
Somtamslap Offajerkinda
Niddhogg Swinetta Offaly
Joan90 Manchester Titty
Neverna Evrwaxin
MzleglessinOntario added Isle really leave if you bastards wont play ball
First time offenders will recive a bucket of pies
Recedivists will have nutz tied by elastic bag champ TopperStopper
R.I.P Geoff and DD have one for mee