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    I won the lottery!

    What shall I buy first? The Penthouse in Monaco? The yacht in Cannes?



    I won the lottery!-untitled-png


    Wait, what?

    I won the lottery!-untitled1-png

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    Excellent news harry. The drinks are on you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    Excellent news harry. The drinks are on you?
    Drink as much as you like and I shall donate the full amount to your bar tab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    What shall I buy first?
    As many minutes as you can afford with a local shrink.

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    A cause for celebration, time to get onit like a car bonnet

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    What is a life changing amount of money these days ? Where I live , if you won 2 million , you'd still die with a mortgage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    What is a life changing amount of money these days ? Where I live , if you won 2 million , you'd still die with a mortgage
    Never mind the mortgage. I anyone lived where you live, they would be more concerned with shitty neighbours.

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    Wish you better luck next draw Harry! Tomorrow innit?
    Last edited by lom; 09-03-2021 at 07:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Never mind the mortgage. I anyone lived where you live, they would be more concerned with shitty neighbours.
    Brutal. Just brutal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I won the lottery!
    What shall I buy first? The Penthouse in Monaco? The yacht in Cannes?
    Buy 'TheGents' condo and, just may be, he'll stop posting.

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    I won the lottery on Sat. True story.

    I've been trying to think what to do with my $19 winnings.

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    Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with themThey said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Wish you better luck next draw Harry! Tomorrow innit?

    Yes, with any luck I can double my winnings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I won the lottery!


    How does that compare to my being offered one BILLION USD if only I send my life savings to a guy sitting in a Nigerian internet cafe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cisco999 View Post
    How does that compare to my being offered one BILLION USD if only I send my life savings to a guy sitting in a Nigerian internet cafe?
    This was real. I think the Nigerian might be lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    What is a life changing amount of money these days ? Where I live , if you won 2 million , you'd still die with a mortgage
    USD 2 million ... would change my Family's life for ever.
    (my home mortgage is a 1/20th of that)

    THB 2 million ... would help, but not a life changer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    USD 2 million ... would change my Family's life for ever.
    (my home mortgage is a 1/20th of that)

    THB 2 million ... would help, but not a life changer.
    That's good. In my area , houses are 3-4 million dollars. Basically 7-8 million is a life changing amount of money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    That's good. In my area , houses are 3-4 million dollars. Basically 7-8 million is a life changing amount of money
    Why must you insist on being such an arse?

    Looks good to me...

    My house was 280USD when I bought it.

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    I won the lottery!-5hmbsds-jpg

    I can see across the pond to Amazon HQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    That's good. In my area , houses are 3-4 million dollars. Basically 7-8 million is a life changing amount of money




    bleat bleat fucking bleat

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Why must you insist on being such an arse?

    Looks good to me...

    My house was 280USD when I bought it.
    Yeah it's nice to get in early on the biggest financial ponzi scheme in human history. That has resulted in permanent debt slavery for the next generation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    I won the lottery!-5hmbsds-jpg

    I can see across the pond to Amazon HQ
    Nice view Snubbles.
    Are you at the end of a cul de sac or is that the view from the road.

    Reminds me of a view I had in Sydney, Oz.

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    Imho the wealthiest people are the most miserable always trying to get more and protect what they've got.

    So long as you your family are happy, healthy and comfortable, that's all that matters.

    I dont even buy a lottery ticket because all that money would be wasted on me.
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Are you at the end of a cul de sac or is that the view from the road.
    From the middle of the road. It is not a busy street at all though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Why must you insist on being such an arse?

    Looks good to me...

    My house was 280USD when I bought it.
    That might get you a spot in a trailer park at least 60 miles away from Vancouver.

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