Thread: Is it gay to get a BJ from a ladyboy ? 2021 editon.

Originally Posted by strigils

scandi viking heritage.

Originally Posted by bsnub

What about it

Is where your balding ginger ponytail comes from?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Is where your balding ginger ponytail comes from?

There are no viking gingers. That is only you British.

Originally Posted by bsnub

There are no viking gingers.

Well, not now, but when vikings were alive there were certainly ginger vikings, the ginger gene was more common in Western Scandinavia than the East, though.

Originally Posted by bsnub

you British

I'm not British.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Well, not now, but when vikings were alive there were certainly ginger vikings, the ginger gene was more common in Western Scandinavia than the East, though.

Yes always, well started up to 20,000 years ago. You can't pick which bit of a viking you are, well you can if it was bullshit in the first place.

Originally Posted by Edmond

I'm not British.

Which means Edmond is what nationality???????????

^ Oooirrissshh, im be Pikey which also explains the pixey size and gift ah the gab with the ladies

^ I don't believe Edmond has spent too much time in caravans but you may be right!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Which means Edmond is what nationality???????????

Born and raised in Pakistan.

^ Liar, Liar Paki Fryer!

Originally Posted by strigils

You can't pick which bit of a viking you are, well you can if it was bullshit in the first place.

You fucking diwitted multi why would I lie about being of Norwegian descent?

I mean I can understand why you would deny being a chav at least that makes sense.

^ Redheads are also very angry, prone to addictive personalities and exaggeration. Mmm case closed.

^

Oh, the irony is strong here being that your original nick was permanently tossed in the clink for consistently being a nasty drunk twat who relentlessly spammed the board with your girlish little shit fights.

Back to the same MO obviously.

Originally Posted by bsnub

why would I lie about....

It was 9am and you were pissed out of your tree?

Originally Posted by strigils

^ Redheads are also very angry, prone to addictive personalities and exaggeration. Mmm case closed.

also sets off gaydars which explains why he frequents a blue oyster bar, does he tuck the ponytail under the police hat.

Originally Posted by panama hat

I wonder what it is with those northern English idiots who get pissed all the time and post shit . . . only to be jailed or banned when they invariably end up going into their usual pedophile rants . . . or think they're ever so clever and try to 'disguise' it.

Clearly a low IQ could have nothing to do with it?

Originally Posted by strigils

also sets off gaydars

...particularly for the uncalibrated...the rest of us cross the street...

Maybe Bsnub has newfie lineage

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Originally Posted by Backspin

For details, ask Cujo.

I don't want to go first

Face it!, some men are just BetaMales plain and simple.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Well, not now, but when vikings were alive there were certainly ginger vikings, the ginger gene was more common in Western Scandinavia than the East, though.

Sounds about right

How did the Vikings end up in a thread about ladyboy blowjobs ?

Kind of offended

My missus once took me to a ladyboy bar because she had her 'suspicions' about me. These suspicions were based on me telling her I'd given it a 'college try'. My thoughts - why not get a pre-op and a post-op and just get it all out of the way in 1 session. So yeah - I might have once had an LB threesome - but it sounds much worse than it was.

Anyway - to 'discover the truth', she took me to an LB bar, got an LB to rub my dick, saw it got hard and then got angry with me. I just looked at her and said "Well, you started it". My dick doesn't generally care who is rubbing it.

The upshot is I can give a definitive answer to whether LB activity is gay. Strap in:

1) Trying it once is not gay, going back for more is
2) If your balls touch - it's gay
3) If you touch his balls - it's gay
4) If his balls touch your chin - it's gayer than a bag of dicks
5) Him penetrating you is not gay (see rules 1 & 2) -this is some experimental leeway - I mean, in for a penny...
6) You telling him to be gentle because you are a virgin - this is no longer experimenting - this is you trying to turn him on - gay
7) You penetrating him is not gay but see (rules 1 & 2)
8) Him swallowing is not gay
7) You swallowing is disgusting - you don't know where he's been. Not gay but see rules 1 & 2
8) Losing count half way through - gay
9) Inviting him for a bite to eat after - gay
10) Talking about burly medieval Scandinavian warriors with grown men on the internet - gayer than a ladyboy threesome

That's about all I have - but to be honest, I never put much thought into it.

Hope it helps.

Originally Posted by DonKiddick

That's about all I have

...definitely...

Originally Posted by DonKiddick

Hope it helps.

It does.

Receiving is gay even the first time imo.

Originally Posted by Backspin

Receiving is gay even the first time imo.

This thread is about blowjobs. I'm now assuming you prefer to give them.

Why not ?
He is canadian, Pickel