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    The Man with the Giant Uncontrollable Cock (not you, Lu, I'm afraid).

    Now showing on Danish children's TV!

    Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis | Denmark | The Guardian

    This will upset the country's Daily Mail-reading types...

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    They're an odd lot, the Danes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    They're an odd lot, the Danes.
    I do now feel like I've lived quite the sheltered life growing up on the likes of Blue Peter, Superted and Bananaman.

    I wonder what Helge and his kids make of it.

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    John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.


    so its fine to mock a male with a genital disfigurement but i suppose there would be an outcry if it were a series featuring a woman with giant uncontrollable breasts, or a pair of enormous dangling labia that could flap and give her the ability to fly.

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    If only I had a "genital disfigurement" like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I do now feel like I've lived quite the sheltered life growing up on the likes of Blue Peter, Superted and Bananaman.
    I always thought that Bananaman was a massive dick....

    Anyway, this thread needs pics....







    And vids.









    John Dillermand: Saeson 1 – John Dillermand | Se online her | DRTV

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I wonder what Helge and his kids make of it.
    All 270 of them.

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    This isn't a new show, it just has been given a new name. I remember watching it as a kid.

    In Somerset it was just called 'The man with a pretty average cock'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    This isn't a new show, it just has been given a new name. I remember watching it as a kid.

    In Somerset it was just called 'The man with a pretty average cock'.
    Yeah, but that was probably the farm animal in Somerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrset!

    In terms of male appendages, I've got a mate with a more than average sized cock. In fact, it's fucking huge.

    One of his many nicknames is "two steps."

    Because when he goes for a piss against the wall he has to take two steps back.

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    I think the giant uncontrollable cock in DC is of considerably more concern now.

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    Its like Mr. Tickle with a bit of Luigi going on

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