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    Your headstone or memorial plaque.

    Got any plans for yours?

    Just read of a guy that has a QR Code on his headstone, and it opens up a list of all his publications.


    Was thinking I might get one on mine. Scan it and it opens up a page saying 'You're a twat'.

    Or a large cartoon penis or something.

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    I told my wife that when I croak it she can just chuck me in the pond for the fish to eat.

    I quite like the idea of returning back to nature and don't really care for a headstone.

    I just hope it hasn't given her any ideas...

    Although if I did have a headstone, maybe...

    'Still doing jobs...'

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    No headstone planned. Ashes scattered on the ocean would be my wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    No headstone planned. Ashes scattered on the ocean would be my wish.
    Well, ya better hurry up and tell them.


    Location: One heartbeat away from eternity

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    All my running mates congregate at the Christian cemetery in Bangkok to have a minutes silence and a beer with/for fallen comrades. I should have a monument of some decription? But then again they have a list and read out all the names anyway!

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    ...here lies tomcat...please take a number...

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    I quite like Spike Milligan's: "I told you I was ill".

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    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

    Armstrong
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    Someone Delete My Browser History.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I quite like Spike Milligan's: "I told you I was ill".

    Yeh ... always liked that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Someone Delete My Browser History.

    Funnily enough I long ago made an agreement with our head of security if I ever pop my clogs to go to my house and turn the power off and back on.



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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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    Choy!

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    Have a QR Code with all my Bogon Tips indexed so that future generations can profit from my wisdom.

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    I want to be buried and have a tamarind tree as a headstone.

    Epitaph: Catching up on lost sleep...

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    i want to be with my dog SAM.2cans cider and a pork pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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    It never got weird enough for me.
    Dirk
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    What are you lot doing here?

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    Has the moderar checked my demise?

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    I'm not resting I'm bloody dead.

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    I will be burnt to an ashy powder here. It appears however my wife wants to keep me in an Urn. Probably to have someone to yell at and boss around. I will have to think what to have etched on it. I am thinking a barcode. if you scan it, says "Out of stock"

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    I want my body propped up on a barstool in Pattaya like all the others.

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    I think it was Billy Connolly that plans tiny writing that you have to get up close to read.

    "You're standing on my balls"


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