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    Let's create our own viral trump coronavirus conspiracy!

    Today a senior advisor to the President admitted that Hillary Clinton paid Hope Hick to inflect President Trump with the China virus. This was later revealed by intelligence sources to be a "Super Mole" operation organized by the Chinese and financed by Jeff Bezos and the board members of Burisma under Hunter Biden's direct guidance
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    Yeah, nah. The trumpanzees can still top that. And believe it.

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    Well it's got to start off in a KFC basement for a start, because the "deep state" knows he eats it like a fucking pig.

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    Personally I find it awfully suspicious that trump would get a disease a day after his disastrous performance at the debate. Perhaps it is simply a face saving way to keep him from non scripted venues for 14 days, with the bonus of after 14 days being able to say, "See I had covid and was able to cure myself with the aid of Lysol".
    If I was him I would try to make the ruse more convincing by dying .
    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Perhaps it is simply a face saving way to keep him from non scripted venues for 14 days,
    Which would be a great plan if he ever listened to or did what his handlers asked.... which he doesnt, so he wouldnt fake it.

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    Trump fakes getting the virus.
    Trump fakes dying from the virus.
    Trump fakes coming back from death.
    Trump - the saviour of mankind (but not the sheilahood of course - they're just servants).

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    ^ Yeah....they're just the pussy grabbees

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    Let's create our own viral trump coronavirus conspiracy!
    Bare with me, this is pretty ridiculous and unbelievable (but then a lot of these things are), but what if there were a virus that were deadly but manageable only it wasn't in the richest and most powerful nation on earth because a bumbling moron who had been voted into office on the back of hate and divisiveness had politicized a public health issue to the point that people he knowingly lied to didn't take even basic measures to protect themselves.

    Crazy I know!

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    I'd be looking at the blue suede shoes. First there was 9/11, now this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    I'd be looking at the blue suede shoes.
    You think Jared gave it to him?

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    Trump deliberately infected himself to do the job the scientists could not. He will be a biological factory to make a super serum that will immediately cure all cases across the country as well as raise the dead (except for Ginsberg of course). He will sweep to office and the supreme court will declare him president for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Personally I find it awfully suspicious that trump would get a disease a day after his disastrous performance at the debate. Perhaps it is simply a face saving way to keep him from non scripted venues for 14 days, with the bonus of after 14 days being able to say, "See I had covid and was able to cure myself with the aid of Lysol".
    If I was him I would try to make the ruse more convincing by dying .
    Yep. Watch his popularity rise after the debate debacle on the sympathy of a public being informed that Trump now has Covid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Personally I find it awfully suspicious that trump would get a disease a day after his disastrous performance at the debate.
    His supporters think he won.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Trump deliberately infected himself to do the job the scientists could not. He will be a biological factory to make a super serum that will immediately cure all cases across the country as well as raise the dead (except for Ginsberg of course).
    That's a good one, except that Trump will charge a million dollars for a shot of the "Trump Wuhan Virus Killer" and Trump World Saviour" jabs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by docmartin View Post
    Trump fakes getting the virus.
    Trump fakes dying from the virus.
    Trump fakes coming back from death.
    Trump - the saviour of mankind (but not the sheilahood of course - they're just servants).
    trump also says,"next year will be the greatest in american history.
    FAKE OR HOAX.

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    Quote Originally Posted by headhunter View Post
    trump also says,"next year will be the greatest in american history.
    FAKE OR HOAX.
    No it is TRUE, US will finally get rid of him as president.

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    Just in:

    Hope Hicks, senior advisor to President Trump, has admitted to deliberately infecting the party travelling on Marine 1 on Tuesday. This stunning revelation comes amidst multiple adminstration officials testing positive for the virus while the president's condition is in question. Sources within the FBI have confirmed that Ms. Hicks has been charged with multiple counts of conspiracy and assault and is now under arrest. The FBI has reported that her motivation was "to take one for the team, team America"

    "this story will be updated as more information becomes avaliable"
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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    and the supreme court will declare him president for life.
    Please do not even make joke about that.

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    I just read on a QAnon site there is direct evidence that China ordered Trump to leave the hospital so he could continue to infect the Republican party members. It has been suggested that it's payment time for the 20 trademarks given to Ivanka. Everyone has noticed trump has stopped calling it the "China Virus".
    "I was a good student. I comprehend very well, OK, better than I think almost anybody," - President Trump comparing his legal knowledge to a Federal judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Personally I find it awfully suspicious that trump would get a disease a day after his disastrous performance at the debate. Perhaps it is simply a face saving way to keep him from non scripted venues for 14 days, with the bonus of after 14 days being able to say, "See I had covid and was able to cure myself with the aid of Lysol".
    If I was him I would try to make the ruse more convincing by dying .
    Did I call it or what?
    Let's create our own viral trump coronavirus conspiracy!-trump12-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Trump deliberately infected himself to do the job the scientists could not. He will be a biological factory to make a super serum that will immediately cure all cases across the country as well as raise the dead (except for Ginsberg of course). He will sweep to office and the supreme court will declare him president for life.
    SUPER SERUM its called BULLSHIT.

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