A Dog House Thread

[Looper]

Ho hum nothing to do today so I thought I would start a dog house thread.

I don't know anything about dogs except that they smell funny and they are more work than a goldfish. You can get them to lick peanut butter off your balls also, or so I heard - I would prefer a female dog to do this but I am not sure how you tell the difference.

Anyway if I was a dog and I had to choose a doghouse I would choose something a bit stylish and up to date. Something like this:-

[Nokturnal]

That is a sorry looking doghouse pal. I can't post photos from my phone or I would show you a real one

What no minis and heels to model today?

[Bettyboo]

Not very functional though; how small would the dog need to be to fit in there, little protection from the wind and rain, no toilet facilities. Poor choice, imho.

This is what you want, stylish and functional:



Or, for the willy woofters of the forum with their lapdogs:

[BaitongBoy]

Feck...All these houses are great...Good title for a thread, Looper...I was wondering why it was in the lounge...

[Davis Knowlton]

Not very functional though; how small would the dog need to be to fit in there, little protection from the wind and rain, no toilet facilities. Poor choice, imho.

This is what you want, stylish and functional:



Or, for the willy woofters of the forum with their lapdogs:

If my dogs had houses like that, I'd come home one day to find the neighbors had moved in.

[nidhogg]

If my dogs had houses like that, I'd come home one day to find the neighbors had moved in.

[reddog]

the first house is crap, but the next two,any pan licker would love them.

[Bettyboo]

If my dogs had houses like that, I'd come home one day to find the neighbors had moved in.

Another benefit: if one were to come home drunk, and one might from time to time, then one could just go straight to the metaphorical and literal doghouse...

[Bettyboo]

Spanish villa style for Fido...



I bet you won't be surprised as to who owns this one:



This might be more to Looper's liking:

[Bettyboo]

No doghouse is complete without aircon...

[Bettyboo]

But, if one were to build the ultimate doghouse, batchelor doghouse:

[Looper]

This might be more to Looper's liking:

Yes, that is nice.

Maybe a bit public with all the glass windows.

Don't want folk watching me if I choose to have a night in licking my hairy balls!

[kmart]

How about a rustic, retro thatched-roofed doghouse? This is where Smeg's dog lives?

[Attilla the Hen]

Slightly off topic, but........

Always liked Winston Churchill's reply when asked what his favourite animal was.

"Pigs. Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but, pigs treat you as an equal".

[Backspin]

I was searching for threads about soi dogs. Does the thia government have a policy for stray dogs ?.

So many farangs seem to like feeding and housing soi dogs. Is this legal ?

[Saint Willy]

nice bump.