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    Things your wife/partner has bought that was . . .

    This arrived the other day:







    The Shakti Mat unlocks the benefits of acupressure to relax your body and ease your mind, in the comfort of your own home.How can it benefit me?
    The Shakti Mat works in just 20 minutes. Spikes apply pressure to your skin and muscles to support:
    - Deep, restful sleep
    - Healthy circulation
    - Relaxation of tense muscles
    - Soothing of headaches
    - Relief from stress
    - Relaxed body and mind

    - General vitality
    It hurts like hell . . until you get used to it. Based on the 'Fakir' idea of sleeping/walking on a bed of nails. The plastic bits are very hard and sharp/pointy and will pierce your skin.

    I must admit that my feet got used to it quite quickly but the back and neck . . .

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    She obviously wants to kill you.

    Suggestion: Up your monthly stipend.

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    That used to be a torture before we became civilised.

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    Looks very much like soft-spikes for golf shoes. Maybe some clever bastard has bought a few ton of factory seconds for tree-fiddy and re-marketed them as something with therapeutic properties that only women would be gullible enough to believe

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    Fakir news.

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    Maybe some clever bastard has bought a few ton of factory seconds for tree-fiddy and re-marketed them as something with therapeutic properties that only women would be gullible enough to believe
    chickenhead women love this kind of shit, lazada and facebook are full of these snake oil "natural" healing/wellbeing products.

    in the western world its gwynneth paltrow with her "smell my minge" candles at $100 a time on goop. in asia its plastic crap on lazada for 99b a throw.


    http://https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle?taxon_id=3196&country=GBR

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    Oh well, better that than pangolins and bats.

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    lay down face first

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    Wifey doesn't like to say no, so she often comes home with harmless stuff like handbags and clothes that colleagues are selling to earn a baht, sometimes with locally produced crap cosmetics with fancy names and unknown chemicals, which she knows pisses me off so that ends up at the farm where nobody cares what they look like anyway, but if she ever turned up with something like those pussy smelling candles at $80 a pop I'd be straight in the kitchen brewing a pot of pollij.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    She obviously wants to kill you.

    Suggestion: Up your monthly stipend.
    Looks like a preparation for Lego-stepping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Looks very much like soft-spikes for golf shoes.
    They're anything but soft . . . can't bend 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    This arrived the other day:








    Things your wife/partner has bought that was . . .-nope-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    This arrived the other day:









    It hurts like hell . . until you get used to it. Based on the 'Fakir' idea of sleeping/walking on a bed of nails. The plastic bits are very hard and sharp/pointy and will pierce your skin.

    I must admit that my feet got used to it quite quickly but the back and neck . . .
    That looks very painful, PH! Almost like a bed of nails....eesh!
    Glad its her and not me.

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    Hansum Man! panama hat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    Glad its her and not me.
    She is fine with it . . . it's me I'm worried about (but it does work)

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    Hansum Man! panama hat's Avatar
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    This what your feet (and other areas of your body) look like after a session . . . twice or three times a day


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