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    Reasons You're A Loser According to the TD Rules

    1. If you work in a 3rd world country like Thailand you're a loser. Can't get a job in the West eh?

    2. If you have left Thailand and moved somewhere else, you're a loser because you couldn't hack it.

    3. Never been to Thailand? Ha, loser.

    4. If you have a house in Thailand but only visit occasionally you're a loser because the place you're working is probably shit. Loser.

    5. Retired in Thailand. What a loser. Couldn't afford the Maldives eh?

    6. Live in BKK? Loser. Too busy and not the real Thailand.

    7. Live in Chiang Mai? Loser. Pollution.

    8. Upcountry? Loser. Can't get a pie.

    9. Post on Teak Door? Fucking loser.

    10. Don't post on TD? Flouncing loser.
    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    green owed loser

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    I don't match all of those categories...

    ...which makes me a loser.


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    We probably need a theme song..


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    Luckily we have the likes of chico, socal, OhOh and Klondyke to show us what winners are on TD

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Luckily we have the likes of chico, socal, OhOh and Klondyke to show us what winners are on TD
    Haha, yeah those guys think they’re...like...taxexile.

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    When I visit my dentist here I realize how Taxexile is most likely a big winner, financially. Faaark...

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    That's assuming that he was actually a dentist. A legitimate doubt given that he lies about pretty much everything else and claims posting about yourself is narcissism. The only thing known for sure is that he was a TEFLer* at some point, something he himself admitted to only after initially lying about it.









    *Sorry correction: 'a teacher of scientific and business English'.


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    11. If you've only traveled to Thailand on trips , you are a loser. No matter how many times you've been there , you don't qualify to comment on anything because you don't live there. But as per previous rules , if you live there you are also a loser

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    12. If you make less than $200,000 per year, you are a loser. I was made fun of yesterday for making 100k a year. I remember people bashing BettyBoo for only making $9000 a month teaching English in Muskat.

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    My Thai wife owns more property's than I do 3:1 so Im a loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    We probably need a theme song..

    [video=youtube;YgSPaXgAdzE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzEvideo]
    Way to fishlocker it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    I was made fun of yesterday for making 100k a year.
    That's because you're to dense to recognise sarcasm . . . context, socal. Context

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    See the members without a life are posting on the thread.

    All losers............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    See the members without a life are posting on the thread.
    Says chico . . . posting on the thread

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    ^^And all the ones not posting are shy/in denial losers!

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    Don't speak Thai? Idiot loser.

    Speak Thai? Posing loser.

    Little bit of Thai? Sex pat loser.

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    Married to a Thai? Sexpat loser
    Not married? Weird loser
    Married to a westerner? Lol loser.

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    Just got a tattoo saying "Born Looser" ?

    Loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Married to a Thai? Sexpat loser
    Not married? Weird loser
    Married to a westerner? Lol loser.
    You are better at these than anyone else

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    Own a condo ? Join the fly club loser

    Own a house ? Ha you will lose it loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Married to a Thai? Sexpat loser
    Not married? Weird loser
    Married to a westerner? Lol loser.


    Just about perfect

    Maybe 'loner loser' for 'not married'.

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    Just from another post recently (women of the night , cameras rolling

    Go to BKK ? Loser
    Go to Patpong ? Loser
    Cavort with prostitutes ? Loser ! Who does that !!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Just from another post recently (women of the night , cameras rolling

    Go to BKK ? Loser
    Go to Patpong ? Loser
    Cavort with prostitutes ? Loser ! Who does that !!??


    Phuketboundesque.

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