Feeling cultural inferior coming from a country with such a poor language, that the equivalent to 'fuck' can't be used (or isn't because it doesn't work)
We do have:
Lort-shit
Møg- dung
Pis-piss
etc
Older ones
Kraftidiot- your idiocy is strong
Kræft'ede'me-cancer eat me, if I'm wrong
Fanden'edme- devil eat me--------
Satan'ed'me------------------------
Pokker'me- syphilis eat me
The kids just say....fuck
Anglo cultural imperialisme
To quote the great australian prime minister John Howard:
What the Fuck, People ?