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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Not sure how the wife would take it though... she can get a bit difficult at times.
    You could recreate the realldoll experience at home Mendip without shelling out thousands like Simon did.

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    She won't even suspect anything the next morning like a real first date would

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    TBH, she's a lot livelier than some of the starfish bar-girls that I used to fine all those years ago....
    Get Candi a mobile phone she can hold in her hand and look at while you are humping away like a jack-rabbit Simon, to recreate once more that heady Bangkok sense of adventure and safari

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    Got any snaps of your new girlfriend, Simon?

    When you tire of her, you should take her to one of those Asian homemade rocket festivals.












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    she is his de facto wife mate, those are family comments - final warning

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    Its gone full on Transfairey, Hazza is on top of the tree.

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    ^^^By ‘snowflakes’ do you mean people who throw a wobbly because of a few repo comments, and whine about how the reports they make are ignored?

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    Get Candi a mobile phone she can hold in her hand and look at while you are humping away like a jack-rabbit Simon, to recreate once more that heady Bangkok sense of adventure and safari
    It's so long since I bar-fined a bar-girl that they didn't play with their mobile phone, but played with the TV remote and were glued to the screen as I nibbled on their nipples (etc etc).

    As for disposing of Candi (if I ever had to), that's quite a logistical problem. Throw her away and someone will think that they're found a dead body in the rubbish can. Maybe cut her up first, but then I'd feel like Jack the Ripper slicing up his victims. You can't burn her because the TPE gives off cyanide smoke and you'll kill everyone within 100 metres. I think she'll have to be buried with me.

    Or I could sell her of course 'Cute rubber sex doll for sale, new vagina and anus recommended'....
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I must not mention my previous partner.....

    I was going to meet up with a very good-looking and rather tall Thai woman I saw on a singles site here in Australia, but under her reading tastes she put "lady magazine". So I don't think so.

    You cannot help yourself, can you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    She won't even suspect anything the next morning like a real first date would
    If she don't know the next morning someones done a number on her she's used to bigger cock.

    Just sayin.

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    If ignorance is bliss, why are those Woke people so angst ridden?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Got any snaps of your new girlfriend, Simon?

    When you tire of her, you should take her to one of those Asian homemade rocket festivals.












    That gif!


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    cute rubber doll for sale,reconditioned model,40"tits,new anus,and a 14"dick now that would be UNIQUE,no offers 50,000bht.
    part exchange welcome.
    Last edited by headhunter; 10-07-2020 at 08:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by headhunter View Post
    cute rubber doll for sale,reconditioned model,40"tits,new anus,and a 14"dick now that would be UNIQUE,no offers 50,000bht.
    part exchange welcome.
    Actually, these Chinese dolls are designed to allow a big rubber dick to be attached, and they sell these mammoth dicks online. For some reason, the idea of my female doll with a massive male appendage didn't excite me enough to order it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    ^By ‘snowflakes’ do you mean
    As long as it is not some slang about cum farts

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    Simon, any pics available of the lovely “lady”?

    Even one of the gash slash would do for starters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    mammoth dicks online.
    Mods jailed a couple just yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Mods jailed a couple just yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post



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    BINGO!!!

    With these revelations I finally collected the whole set of TD members after sex selfies.

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    What do I win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B View Post
    With these revelations I finally collected the whole set of TD members after sex selfies.

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    What do I win?
    I'm offended! I'm as Aryan as they come....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Actually, these Chinese dolls are designed to allow a big rubber dick to be attached, and they sell these mammoth dicks online. For some reason, the idea of my female doll with a massive male appendage didn't excite me enough to order it....
    Ah, that well-known medical procedure, the strapadichtomy.

    Maybe suits some lesbians or kateoy fanciers? I'm only guessing, it's all outside my experience.

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    The one on the slab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by headhunter View Post
    40"tits,new anus,and a 14"dick
    Full set of dentist maintained, removable teeth?

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