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    500 Euro Fart

    Vienna police fine man €500 for 'massive intestinal wind'
    (BBC)
    Image copyrightREUTERSImage caption Calmer times in another Vienna park.

    Breaking wind in public may be a social taboo, but it's not often that people face financial consequences for it.But that was the case for one man in Austria, who was fined €500 (£448, $564) after doing so at police in Vienna earlier this month.
    The city's police have defended the fine, saying it was for more than that.

    "Of course no-one will be reported for accidentally 'letting one go' once," Vienna's police department said on Twitter.
    Responding after a photo of the charge sheet - issued for "violating public decency" - was shared on social media, the police department said the suspect "had already behaved in a provocative and unco-operative manner" when he was approached by police in the early hours of 5 June.

    He then rose from a park bench, "looked at the officers and apparently intentionally released a massive intestinal wind in the immediate vicinity of the officers".

    And, as the suspect found to his own cost, members of the city's police force "prefer not to be farted at".
    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    violating public decency
    Jaysus, surely he will contest that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Jaysus, surely he will contest that.
    ...depends on his diet, I imagine...

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    maybe he was acting like a fart

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    maybe he was acting like a fart
    500 Euro Fart-giphy-gif-cid-ecf05e47446c554882da4ee667434084f502fd90f7168d54-rid-giphy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    500 Euro Fart-giphy-gif-cid-ecf05e47446c554882da4ee667434084f502fd90f7168d54-rid-giphy
    That's soooo original

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    ^^
    500 Euro Fart-tenor-gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Jaysus, surely he will contest that.

    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    "had already behaved in a provocative and unco-operative manner"
    Maybe they should have added - Defecating in public?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    That's soooo original


    Yeah, I thought that wasn’t one of your deliberate ‘mistakes’.

    Thanks for confirming.

    Doubtless it’s a real side-splitter in Serbo Croat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post


    Yeah, I thought that wasn’t one of your deliberate ‘mistakes’.

    Thanks for confirming.

    Doubtless it’s a real side-splitter in Serbo Croat.

    Wow... you are so well educated and witty

    Another internet win today

    How's your friend fart doin'

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