My wife's in an exceptionally good mood.
I'm a little bit worried.
My wife's in an exceptionally good mood.
I'm a little bit worried.
^ Yes, beware !
Maybe she knows the Rugby starts again today?
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Before SWIMBO, was with some fast love ... no Ray, not paid for.
Shed the threads, her knickers ended up under the pillow/s
No, No, No ... must respect Buddha ... Gold Buddha is on a Gold chain around her neck and
it would be disrespectfull to Buddha to have female under-garments near Buddha .. no touchie woman and all that.
So, removed said knickers and suggested that her ankles would look better behind her neck
All Good !
Many I suspect. Depending on the "dog".
That's because you are a moron with minimal English.
You just haven't realised this because, well, see above.
A vicious circle.
Chico/Yaso/Horatio/Egghead wins every time!
Dragonfart can't even beat chico . . .
Fuck off ruining every thread you twats. And you're all to blame.
Today the wife is very angry because she banged her finger with the garden fork, while clearing part of the very overgrown garden. Following this she inadvertently switched off the internet router while I was working. I thought is had broken down again and mentioned it, to which she threw the router on the floor. Fortunately, it survived and is back up and running.
This is only day one of lockdown. I'm not sure if I will manage to survive 14 days...
Gert normally gets angry on the 1st and 16th of the month but sometimes starts jumping up and down shouting win darling we win.
I think feck we got the first prize but after 5 minutes she calms down at tells me we have won 3000 baht.
Well at least i get a couple of bottles of Chang out of it ,soon be the 16th wonder what mood she is going to be in around 4pm.
Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!
Anniversary coming up this week, belts and braces with 16 calendar reminders, won't risk a repeat of that forgotten one about 8 years ago, fortnight no food or talk.
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