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    ^ Jabir... if you forget every year it becomes the norm and I've found that takes the sting out of my wife's anger.

    And then on the rare occasion you remember something the wife thinks you're wonderful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    fortnight no food or talk.
    "No talk"? Perhaps in some cases not such a tragedy...

    Unlike "No food"... (however in Thailand, not a big tragedy either...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    because she banged her finger with the garden fork
    Prorities vary depending on the individual. Make her a nice cup of tea. Sit with her and spend a minute or two duscussing whether a trip to the hospital is in order.

    You need to watch the Thai soaps to keep up with "normal" Thai expectations.

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    ^ I may have understated that bang. She went running into the kitchen, screaming. I ran the finger under cold water and she fainted, whereupon I lay her down and brought her round with tiger balm. She might lose her fingernail but I'm not going to tell her and make things worse. She lay on the sofa while I finished things in the garden. Hospitals are not the places to go to right now. Gauze and surgical tape made it all look pretty again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    You need to watch the Thai soaps to keep up with "normal" Thai expectations.
    Ah yes, soap operas.

    Wherever the country, they are uncannily similar to real life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    ^ I may have understated that bang. She went running into the kitchen, screaming. I ran the finger under cold water and she fainted, whereupon I lay her down and brought her round with tiger balm. She might lose her fingernail but I'm not going to tell her and make things worse. She lay on the sofa while I finished things in the garden. Hospitals are not the places to go to right now. Gauze and surgical tape made it all look pretty again.
    if you’d left her sleeping you might have got a couple hour’s peace ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Hospitals are not the places to go to right now. Gauze and surgical tape made it all look pretty again.
    Just be helpfull when she loses her finger. Taking her to the hospital would put the responsibility on the Thai doctor and she would have been given a bag of coloured pills to put away for a rainy day.

    Both could be used in your defences from blame.

    That's the logic, western style at least.

    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Jabir... if you forget every year it becomes the norm and I've found that takes the sting out of my wife's anger.

    And then on the rare occasion you remember something the wife thinks you're wonderful!
    Good idea. Another good idea from a Thai mate was to slap her around sometimes for no particular reason, so when I don't smack her she thinks I'm fcuking great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Good idea. Another good idea from a Thai mate was to slap her around sometimes for no particular reason, so when I don't smack her she thinks I'm fcuking great.

    Not funny. Even in jest.

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    Thai Lives Matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Thai Wives Matter
    Usually....

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    Behind every angry woman is a slightly confused-looking man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Not funny. Even in jest.
    She thought it was, probably because she has a sense of humour; search deep enough and you might also enjoy some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    She thought it was, probably because she has a sense of humour; search deep enough and you might also enjoy some.
    Hmmm...
    This trait seems to be amiss here - in quantity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Anniversary coming up this week, belts and braces with 16 calendar reminders, won't risk a repeat of that forgotten one about 8 years ago, fortnight no food or talk.
    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    Good idea. Another good idea from a Thai mate was to slap her around sometimes for no particular reason, so when I don't smack her she thinks I'm fcuking great.
    Or wipe your cock on the curtains that gets em goin

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    Or wipe your cock on the curtains that gets em goin
    Has any bloke ever done that?

    EVer?

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    I suggested getting a Thai tutor for the kid because she's got a mountain of worksheets to do before school starts. Wife refused. Angry at the idea she can't tutor her own child.

    They're currently 20minutes in and still arguing about writing her name on the paper.
    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    55555, been there done that. Mom is not going to get anywhere until she changes from mom to strict crazed, but knowing teacher. Worked for my kids. Mine started Prathom 1 not having a clue what this was...

    What's Your Wife Angry About?-unnamed-jpg

    My wife luckily was a good tutor reteaching what they had been taught. Best of luck. If its a no go she may well suggest a tutor. That happened later..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Not funny. Even in jest.
    What's Your Wife Angry About?-monkeyman-png

    What's Your Wife Angry About?-monkeyman2-png

    Aw, monkeyman spoiled my full house, the only one here that's proper, must be the others that are sad and twisted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    No need to worry until she tells you she has taken up gardening and you notice she has dug a 6' by 3' hole in the backyard.
    Ghoulish, monkeyman won't be happy with that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Behind every angry woman is a slightly confused-looking man.
    Or in your case a cheap ass pollit flinging SOB..
























    but at least little man enjoys playing games. I reckon its gonna be one long ass game..

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    What is it with Americans and bottoms?

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    To be more concerned with the wife's character of supposed anger more so than our own obvious matters of anxiety/moody display might be considered a bit contradictory.

    Remember who runs the show - and go with it.
    Easier on the soul.

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    Smile

    raging boner

    Or in your case a cheap ass pollit flinging SOB.
    you seem to reference ld's long forgotten porridge episode even more than i reference your proven predilection for wanking off to blonde cheerleader porn.

    just saying like.

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    What's Your Wife Angry About?-divorce-selfie-xqmhf-jpg

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